Popular Post 1958 F.W.D. Posted June 22, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 22, 2015 My new neighbor (moved in 2 years ago....) has the IQ of a turnip. He and his friends all seem to fancy themselves as some kind of diesel experten. The kind of guys that have vertical stacks on their pickup trucks.......Had a fairly nice Ram that he melted the glass and the cab of because the dumbass never ran it high enough so when he would drive along the exhaust would impinge on the cab......Then he had a Ford stakebody that he blew up one night over-revving....I was sitting on my deck watching the show, and even said to the wife "That asshole will be lucky if he doesn't throw a rod or something....." Sure as shit 5 minutes later he sucked the turbo.........Well, a few more oil-burning vehicles have come and gone since then......But now.....Now I have witnessed a new, all-time low in Low-IQ Stupidity.......This asshole actually bought an older Mercedes 4-door oil burner, cut a hole in the hood, and ran a 4" stack about 3" out the hood.Wow. I can't wait until dipshit melts the windshield.......... 3 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 I saw a couple of hood stacks at Macungie , I don't think that they would move fast enough to melt the windshield though. How do you melt glass with a diesel? Too hot EGT? Ford diesels are kinda poopy, so I guess that the Benz is an upgrade. Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I hate the "stack" trend. Can't buy a decent used truck because they've got holes cut in the bed floor. At least it's a good indication that the truck probably isn't worth 1/2 the asking price, though... I saw one a few weeks ago with the stack mounted in the center of the bed, and short enough that the back of the cab and sliding rear window were covered with soot. Yeah, the guy had the rear window open, so every time he stomped on the throttle, the exhaust would bellow up out of the stack and be sucked right into the cab. Dumbass. Seems most of these trucks are automatics, too, which makes them worse. I don't care how much you spend on a top-dollar exhaust, it's going to sound like crap if you've got an automatic transmission. I LOVE the sound of a vehicle running up through the gears...and that just ain't there with an automatic. Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grayhair Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Alrighty then. Can you get us a photo of the Mercedes??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlotpilot Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 yea we wanna see a pitcher o this thang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Most (if not all) the stacked trucks I see are Dodge Cummins. Cummins 6cyl is the "fart in a can" of pickups. Perhaps Ford Powerstroke and GM Duramax owners have more brains and common sense? Nothing beats the sound of a V8 Diesel. Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted June 23, 2015 Author Share Posted June 23, 2015 For those of you on the Fazebooks, you may recall that a few months back I posted a picture of a rice burner with an exhaust coming out the back, that angled up 45 degrees, with a rain clapper at the tip.........This is the same rocket scientist. Although I am beginning to think that maybe now he has expanded into Microbiotic Chemistry in addition to his Doctorate in Astrophysics Lemme see if I can score a pic of the KrautWagon when he aint looking........ 1 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 1958 F.W.D. Posted June 23, 2015 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 23, 2015 A United States Air Force SR-71 Blackbird Reconnosiance Reconnisance Reconissance spy plane that I had re-commissioned for this mission, captured this secret image from 61,000 feet while doing Mach 3.2 3 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hicrop10 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 All I can say is ASSHOLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog man Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 As i said on FB This reminds me of a Dirt Track car . Quote You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RowdyRebel Posted June 24, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 24, 2015 Everybody I've ever known who drove Mercedes cars were gay...just sayin'. 3 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearhead204 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 all I can think of right now is Jeff Dunham and Peanut, and peanut saying " that loooooks goooood" and then Walter saying " Dumb Ass".................maybe I need to get more sleep!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 speechless Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterMack Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 A United States Air Force SR-71 Blackbird Reconnosiance Reconnisance Reconissance spy plane that I had re-commissioned for this mission, captured this secret image from 61,000 feet while doing Mach 3.2DieselMercedes 06.22.2015.jpgHa, what a P.O.S! Diesels are the new muscle cars, Every 21 year old kid has to have a diesel truck nowadays, and most kids can'tafford a nice one so they all go out and buy some worn out work/farm truck and start dumping stupid money into them. My B-modelwith a straight pipe make less noise than the a Dodge with a Cummins and all the 6 leaker liter Fords sound like they're gonna explodewhen guys stomp on em.Anybody know why Dodges are "Ram Tough"? Because they're tough to look at and tough to explain to your neighbors why you bought one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underdog Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Spotted today around Baltimore...No comment lolGreggSent from my XT1254 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_martell Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Spotted today around Baltimore...No comment lolGreggSent from my XT1254 using TapatalkCool "truck", stupid exhaust. I bet that 1.6L IDI motor has a hard time filling the stack, let alone rolling coal. Unless its been swapped for an ALH or BEW 1.9l TDI Quote Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underdog Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Cool "truck", stupid exhaust. I bet that 1.6L IDI motor has a hard time filling the stack, let alone rolling coal. Unless its been swapped for an ALH or BEW 1.9l TDII wasn't able to get a pic as he merged on to I-695, (I took a big chance getting one pic, anybody familiar with I-695 can testify) but he actually rolled coal pretty good...I had a VW pickup like this and don't remember it smoking that bad.Sent from my XT1254 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Can that Mercedes do Hickory Smoke flavor on steaks? Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Maddog13407 Posted June 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2015 bout fed up with the f'in stack trend and the wound up turbo trend myself along with ever other asshole with a worn out 6.9 liter 80's ford pickup with 10 different color body panels that feels the need to rev their piece of shit up about 20 times a night when they go by my house and see my B model parked in the driveway. I DONT CARE what you drive. I DONT CARE if it a diesel and I DONT CARE if you have $1000 worth of chrome stacks on you $500 pickup, why don't you go out and be a truck driver if you wanna drive a diesel. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 now that is a heres your sign,,,story,,,,hiillbilly,s with too much time.lol .bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post other dog Posted June 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2015 I didn't go overboard with mines, I just got a one-stack Ranger...looks awesome though, eh? 4 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Stacks on a step-side don't look near as silly...at least you can still USE the bed to haul stuff...like a truck OUGHT to be able to do... Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 Can that Mercedes do Hickory Smoke flavor on steaks?No but it's very efficient at smoking bratwurst, knockwurst, etc. 1 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 With a distinct taste of weinkraut Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phase 1 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 And frankfurters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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