political Best of Biden

[Mack Technician 1,770]

Unfortunately, no one has them stacked on one video...…

 

[davehummell 448]

.  As my uncle would say about some people he is so full of sh*t his eyes are brown. And he would screw up a one car parade. 

[Mack Technician 1,770]

 

Corn pop is still alive?

 

The actual interview with the real "Corn Pop"

Corn Pop granted an exclusive interview with NPC Daily to discuss his decision.

NPC: May I call you Corn Pop?

Corn Pop: Yeah sure.

NPC: What are your personal pronouns?

Corn Pop: What the f–k is that supposed to mean?

NPC: That’s ok we can come back to that. This is a stunning and brave announcement. It must have taken a lot of courage?

Corn Pop: I don’t know, Biden’s people contacted me and asked me about it. I never even knew that his name was Joe, and I can’t remember meeting him. There was a dude that used to hang around with the kids, ask them to rub his legs like, at a swimming pool back in the day that we used to call “Twinkie” and I just figured that’s him. So they asked me if I wanted to go on TV and say I used to be enemies with Twinkie, or “Joe”, and now I endorse him. I said, “what’s in it for me? I hear people get stuff for doing that.”

 

NPC: it must have been like going back in time, or through an old scrapbook. What was Joe, or “Twinkie” as you knew him, like back then, and what did you two talk about when you reunited?

Corn Pop: Again I don’t even know this dude, but if he’s that same guy who used to ask kids to rub his legs I kind of remember it. One time I was walking by and told him to cut the shit. He tried to run away on his bicycle, but the chain fell off. He was trying to fix it and said “watch out I have a chain Corn Pop!”. I laughed at him and told him to take his ratched white ass out of the neighborhood. That was the last I heard of him until a limo pulled up out front of my house.

NPC: It must have been exciting when you saw the limo pulling up?

Corn Pop: No I said “get a warrant you wanna talk”. But after a while I figured out they were legit. I’m not supposed to say if I’m getting anything outta this, but I better get my autographed picture of Obama.

NPC: Did you meet the former Vice President after that?

Corn Pop: No. I’d seen that dude in the debates. I wanted Tulsi Gabbard, but let’s face it: The Democratic Party only gonna let an old white dude win. So be it man, if I get that picture I was promised I’m down with Joe.

NPC Daily attempted to reach the former VP for comments, but we received a written statement instead, which is just as good for hard working journalists. “Vice President Biden has been reaching across the aisle and building coalitions for most of the past century. And some of his best friends are black. He thanks Corn Pop and promises to send the picture they discussed when he next sees former President Obama.”

Diversity is our strength. Corn Pop’s bravery is stunning. Orange man bad.

[GA_Dave 1,645]

[41chevy 10,263]

Best show some respect as shown  below.

 

[Mack Technician 1,770]

 

[Maxidyne 430]

https://www.cnbc.com/video/2016/11/10/watch-joe-biden-and-colin-powell-race-each-other-in-corvettes.html

[mowerman 2,239]

well i hate to rain on his imaginary wet dream,,,,but frankly,i wouldnt hire him to rake my leaves.....bob

[GA_Dave 1,645]

[tenfive0 169]

[Mack Technician 1,770]

All that sniffing he has to have contracted it by now?

Gotta admit.... not going to be popular for saying it.... I’m starting to warm up to Biden a bit. He makes me 😂 laugh to tears and I like it. Funny bone love affair. The ridiculous stuff he says is hilarious. His reactions and bizarre mannerisms. Sniffing people like they’re scratch stickers. Corn puff story is awesome. You catch last weeks spoof? He was trying to yell, “hey man I don’t need a mental competency examine my ....... AND THE WHOLE THING WENT STAMMER! He couldn’t finish the sentence defending his mental/physical ability. I keep thinking “this isn’t real, this can’t be real, that has to be a staged joke reaction to make a little self-deprecating humor?”.......... but it’s not!

[GA_Dave 1,645]

[Terry T 369]

Looking at the guys on either side of Sniffin' Joe all I can think is that the only thing that saved Joe that day was the Secret Service.

 

[tenfive0 169]

Edited August 15, 2020 by tenfive0

[41chevy 10,263]

 

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/08/14/joe-biden-dives-headlong-off-the-deep-end-with-the-wacky-postal-conspiracy-against-trump/

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[james j neiweem 777]

I can see this thread growing and growing.

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[Vladislav 3,012]

I checked this thread to figure out who Biden is since local media tell he wins pre-election popularity. The actual reading made me damn laugh and I even stopped myself on putting likes on some of the posts just feeling that all is not my business. At least I don't have dogs in the fight.

Wish you to have that man as a president who more cares about people who produce than who consume.