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Before I'm totally blind from the cake. Happy Birthday!

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

Thanks Fellas : I Hope the Brakes dont burn out & the Jake holds me back while going down the grade on Life's Highway ... :lol:

Think we need another cake though . One Where Vanessa Ray from Blue Bloods or Drew Barrymore Pops out the cake & Can Sit on my Face & ....Oh never mind ... :loldude::rolleyes:

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You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. :loldude:

  On 7/23/2015 at 11:28 PM, hatcity said:

that's called "playing carnival"

she sits on your face and you guess her weight

Lick all the folds until you taste shit and then back up one..........

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TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS

  On 7/23/2015 at 11:28 PM, hatcity said:

that's called "playing carnival"

she sits on your face and you guess her weight

If its the girl in the pic with the cake . the only way id check her weight is on the back of a Lowboy @ the Local Pilot or Flying Hook . :loldude:

  On 7/23/2015 at 11:32 PM, j hancock said:

Happy Birthday!

Hatcity should have sent the hot dog girl instead....

As long as it she didnt have a certain style of hot dog & looked like Caytlin Jenner .. :loldude:

  On 7/24/2015 at 12:09 AM, rustydog said:

Best Wishes for a happy special day.......after forty you'll need two girls at once anyways...so when you fall asleep theyhave each other to talk to :tease::tease:

Lol i bet my Girlfriend would do more than talk with the other girl :loldude:

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You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. :loldude:

  On 7/24/2015 at 12:25 AM, 1958 F.W.D. said:

Lick all the folds until you taste shit and then back up one..........

Lol No words but I'm Shuddering on that one Randy . :loldude:

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You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. :loldude:

  On 7/24/2015 at 3:08 AM, 1958 F.W.D. said:

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

OK But need to Hook the FWD To a Hydrant 1st .

  On 7/24/2015 at 11:25 AM, Green Dash said:

Happy Birthday!

If cake girl is not your type, just put a bag over her head. A very, very large bag.

I think i can find a Cotton , Wheat or Soybean seed sack somewhere ..lol

  On 7/24/2015 at 1:35 PM, 39 Baby Mack said:

Happy Birthday!

Ron

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Thanks Ron

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You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. :loldude:

  On 7/24/2015 at 11:25 AM, Green Dash said:

Happy Birthday!

If cake girl is not your type, just put a bag over her head. A very, very large bag.

SHE'S A TWO BAGGER....YOU PUT ONE ON YOUR HEAD IN CASE THE ONE ON HER HEAD BREAKS!!! :whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling:

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  On 7/24/2015 at 10:52 PM, mrsmackpaul said:

Hmmmmmmm once I see something I cant unsee it

Have a great one

Paul

Agreed i think i went blind .. Thanks Paul it was great day .

  On 7/25/2015 at 12:44 AM, mack mhe9 said:

Yea but I bet she has a great personality.

Happy birthday.

Yep usually the big girls do . :) Thanks Bud it was a great day .

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You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. :loldude:

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