Popular Post 70mackMB Posted October 6, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 6, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted October 9, 2023 Author Share Posted October 9, 2023 If you've been "on your way to the dump" with the same load for more than 2 weeks... 1 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Heck,, I can come back from the transfer center with more than what I brought.. I'm a Professional trash picker.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 I’m not even allowed to stop at yard sales ha ha old lady says I don’t think so fat man 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted October 11, 2023 Author Share Posted October 11, 2023 If your biggest complaint about going fishing is that "There's always some sombitch that actually wants to fish"... 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Big R Posted October 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2023 Heard this one years ago. “If you have curtains in your truck but none in your house ….” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tjc transport Posted October 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2023 6 hours ago, Big R said: Heard this one years ago. “If you have curtains in your truck but none in your house ….” yup. but the way i heard it was in your truck, but not in your TRAILER 1 2 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big R Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 I do believe you are right. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Big R Posted October 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2023 Also, if you buy a new house and all your relatives come to help take the wheels off…… 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted October 20, 2023 Author Share Posted October 20, 2023 "If your military career ended in the recruitment office..." Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 On 10/9/2023 at 2:30 PM, doubleclutchinweasel said: If you've been "on your way to the dump" with the same load for more than 2 weeks... The pickup's sitting in the driveway now with a load of trash on it. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted October 20, 2023 Author Share Posted October 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, other dog said: The pickup's sitting in the driveway now with a load of trash on it. Well, O'Dog... Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 3 hours ago, doubleclutchinweasel said: Well, O'Dog... Well, it's only been on there for 2 days, that's not bad. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RowdyRebel Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 23 hours ago, doubleclutchinweasel said: "If your military career ended in the recruitment office..." Mine did. Recruiter was driving past the gun range & heard me shooting my M1 Garand. Came in to drool over it, and we talked for a bit...even let him shoot a few clips through it. Few months later, I broke my collar bone and was off work (not my choice) and getting bored. Went to take the ASVAB to get out of the house & scored in the 99th percentile. That's when the pressure campaign really got going. I was willing to join under 2 conditions: 1) I wanted a job that was different from what I was doing (driving trucks) but with civilian-world applications, and 2) I needed my student loans paid off. I would've been going in as a CDL-holding Eagle Scout with a BS degree in Forestry, so I didn't think it was asking for too much. Anyway, he says I had to go to St. Louis to the MEPS before they'd know what jobs were available or the offers that could be made. So, it was another day out of the house. Passed the physical (broken collarbone and all) and they simply couldn't give me what I needed to sign on the dotted line. They had it in their mind that I should've gone in as a linguist (despite 6 years of spanish class in jr high & high school and I never really learned the language), and wouldn't have let me sign up for anything else...so I didn't sign. In the 2 hour ride back home, my recruiter got his but chewed by at least a dozen of his higher ups as the WHY I didn't get signed, and he had to explain to each and every one of them my reasons for not signing. A short time later, I was back to work, moved out of the rental house I had been living in, and into a house I bought. The job I had wanted then, was now being actively recruited to fill a BIG need. Oh well, sorry 'bout your luck. I was in a different place and couldn't just walk away from it all to enlist. Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RowdyRebel Posted October 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2023 If you've ever used a rust hole in the floor of your pickup truck as an access point to reach the bleeder screw on the clutch, and proceeded to bleed the clutch by yourself, pressing the clutch with one hand while cracking & snugging the bleeder screw with the other... 🤦♂️ 1 2 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted October 23, 2023 Author Share Posted October 23, 2023 If your "privacy fence" is made of old car hoods... 1 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 (edited) I took a picture of my privacy fence from the seat of my forklift while I was putting my smoker away.. Is that redneck enough?? Edited October 23, 2023 by Joey Mack I'm A DumbA$$ 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted October 23, 2023 Author Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Joey Mack said: I took a picture of my privacy fence from the seat of my forklift while I was putting my smoker away.. Is that redneck enough?? I think you qualify for at least an honorary title, Jo-Jo. 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjc transport Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Joey Mack said: I took a picture of my privacy fence from the seat of my forklift while I was putting my smoker away.. Is that redneck enough?? no idea.....the picture is MIA. 1 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Ooop's... I guess I made a boo boo.. her ya go TJC.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjc transport Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 yea, that be redneck enough!!! 🤣 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Haha too many likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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