doubleclutchinweasel Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 "If you stole your outhouse from a construction site..." Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mowerman Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 20 hours ago, doubleclutchinweasel said: "If you stole your outhouse from a construction site..." OK though that’s just hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Both of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mowerman Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 Wife was telling me these fools expect insurance companies to pay for their sex changes. Also heard San Francisco state workers wanted that included in their contract couple years ago I am sure if they cry hard enough they will get their way of course everything always winds up to go down to the taxpayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RowdyRebel Posted September 10, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2023 11 hours ago, mowerman said: Wife was telling me these fools expect insurance companies to pay for their sex changes. Also heard San Francisco state workers wanted that included in their contract couple years ago I am sure if they cry hard enough they will get their way of course everything always winds up to go down to the taxpayer This younger generation wants (and feels entitled to) everything but the bill... 4 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 Boy, isn’t that the truth what ever happened to work hard and get a head old-timers used to preach to us while we were coming up. Yeah we’re all working real hard now and giving our money away to every Tom, Dick and Harry with their hands out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 I don’t know if anybody brought up how many people you know that grub extra condiments in a restaurant and take them home I think everybody does that you don’t really have to be a redneck I do not, but it seems like most of us do … bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted September 10, 2023 Author Share Posted September 10, 2023 “If the court reporter asks what language you are speaking…” 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 Reminds of when they film some of these fellas from the Deep South in fishing boats thier accents are so strong they have to use subtles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 I heard Brenda Lee one time in an interview and she was almost like that I didn’t expect her to sound like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted September 11, 2023 Author Share Posted September 11, 2023 You should hear me… Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Tom, kind of sounds that way and yes, I find that accent very appealing ordinarily, polite and hospitality goes along with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post doubleclutchinweasel Posted September 11, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 11, 2023 I had a friend from "up north" when I was younger. He said that he always thought southern folks were stupid because they talked slower. But, he later learned that talking faster did not necessarily make you smarter. It just made the stupid things come out of your mouth faster. He was the first one who ever admitted to me that he left where he lived to escape people like himself. Was a pretty cool guy. Lost touch with him years ago. Not sure where he ever ended up. 3 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post doubleclutchinweasel Posted September 11, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 11, 2023 Here are some newer ones from Jeff. "If your mouth and your wallet never close in strip clubs..." "If you're eliminated on the first letter of a word at a spelling bee..." 3 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70mackMB Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 And the next word is............... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BOBWhite Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 (edited) If you own more than one of these... I think as soon as I could walk I was toting one of these homemade air bombs around Edited September 18, 2023 by BOBWhite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 I still say my favorite one was going to a family reunion to pick up chicks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted September 21, 2023 Author Share Posted September 21, 2023 "If your favorite architectural style is 'double-wide'..." 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 And it's furnished with the " early American yard sale" motiff... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70mackMB Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 .....or what you ordered from the Salvation Army on line to get "free" delivery to your garage....... (....Hippy) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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