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Speaking of Slick Willie...

He just ruined a dress.......Obama ruined the country..................

How quickly everybody forgets................

Bill Clinton was suspended from practicing law in Arkansas and paid a $250,000 fine as a result of the Monica Lewinski incident.

He also paid a $850,000 settlement over the Paula Jones incident.

He was also disbarred from practicing law in front of the Supreme Court.

So Bill Clinton, a disbarred lawyer, a President who was impeached for lying under oath, is asking the American people to believe him when he says the best thing for the country is four more years of Obama.

Just wanted to make sure I had that right.

Nope, you have seemed to grasp the obvious that so many lack the intelligence to figure out on there own. But ol' Bill is still good for a punch line, very much like this lame ass president.

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Thought provoking and not a joke

This reinforces the importance of voting in November.

Eric Holder... Supreme Court Justice in 2013?

Columnist Andrew McCarthy reminds us of one of the most important outcomes related to the upcoming presidential election: appointments to the Supreme Court .

"I will enthusiastically support Mitt Romney's candidacy.

For anyone who has hesitation I’d just ask that these things be kept in mind..."

1. Justice Scalia is 76

2. Justice Kennedy is 76

3. Justice Breyer 74

4. Justice Ginsburg will be 80 in March, 2013. She also has pancreatic cancer.

These ages are correct as of October, 2012.

The next president could appoint as many as four new Justices during the upcoming four to eight years: This election is about much more than the ObamaCare Tax.

Whomever we elect as president will almost certainly appoint a minimum of one or two new members of the Supreme Court, in addition to many other life-tenured federal judges - all of whom will be rendering critical decisions affecting our lives for decades to come."

If you don’t think it matters whether the one making those calls is Mitt Romney or Barack Obama, think again!

Anyone who is thinking of not voting because his / her favorite did not get the nomination, or will be writing in a candidate who cannot win, should reflect on these other very long term consequences related to appointment of federal judges.

If Obama wins, are you ready for Eric Holder as Supreme Court Justice?

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Also a very good reason to wrest control of the Senate from the Democrats, too...a GOP majority senate would not confirm Eric Holder to the Supreme Court even if the Chicago machine does somehow pull the unthinkable out of their ass to keep this censored_normal.jpg in office.

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that sob knows exactly what he is doin. this is not an accident. i just cant believe EVERYONE cant see it. this election should be a landslide to regain America. why am i so nervous then? aj

I dont think the people is supid as we may think, its just that so many is on the take like you name it you can get it for free if you so much want to and they may be the ones who will vote for that spook.We owe our children if not our selfes more than our dad and mom give us.What if they had taken every thing free that is offered just to vote for him.

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I used to do the early voting thing when I was OTR. These days, I go get my load & swing by the house for breakfast...usually driving past the polling place on my way home as they are opening, so I stop & cast my ballot. Last thing I'd ever want to have happen is to go about my day planning to go vote when I get home...only to have a mechanical breakdown or other delay and not make it back on time.

This year, I'm actually considering doing the vote early thing again just to be 100% certain I get to vote...but I'm not sure about how I'm going to vote further down the ballot quite yet. I keep hoping I'll find out where the candidates for county commisioner will be campaigning so I can ask them what there thoughts are about possibly utilizing the home-rule laws to pass a county concealed carry ordinance, with reciprocity with any other county and/or state which recognizes the county's permits. If counties would do that, we could pretty much get concealed carry here in Illinois...everywhere except cook county...and could possibly FORCE Springfield into adopting a state-wide permit. There was a referendum a few years back in regards to whether the state should pass concealed carry and my county was one of the ones that it appeared on the ballot....overwhelmingly approved, too. I'm probably dilusional thinking this will happen, but hey...still 2 1/2 weeks left, so maybe I'll get to ask my question.

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I used to do the early voting thing when I was OTR. These days, I go get my load & swing by the house for breakfast...usually driving past the polling place on my way home as they are opening, so I stop & cast my ballot. Last thing I'd ever want to have happen is to go about my day planning to go vote when I get home...only to have a mechanical breakdown or other delay and not make it back on time.

This year, I'm actually considering doing the vote early thing again just to be 100% certain I get to vote...but I'm not sure about how I'm going to vote further down the ballot quite yet. I keep hoping I'll find out where the candidates for county commisioner will be campaigning so I can ask them what there thoughts are about possibly utilizing the home-rule laws to pass a county concealed carry ordinance, with reciprocity with any other county and/or state which recognizes the county's permits. If counties would do that, we could pretty much get concealed carry here in Illinois...everywhere except cook county...and could possibly FORCE Springfield into adopting a state-wide permit. There was a referendum a few years back in regards to whether the state should pass concealed carry and my county was one of the ones that it appeared on the ballot....overwhelmingly approved, too. I'm probably dilusional thinking this will happen, but hey...still 2 1/2 weeks left, so maybe I'll get to ask my question.

this is the first time I've ever voted early. I got a form in the mail a few weeks ago from the republican party so I filled it out and mailed it in, and my ballot came last week.

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:SMOKIE-RT:

I'll cruise over to the Convention Center here on Monday and vote early;I always vote early just to be sure nothing stops me from getting my vote in. Never saw much sense in waiting-nothing they might say or do would change my choices anyway.

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I'd just go down to the court house 1 town east of here where the county clerk's office is located & vote same as I would on election day...'cept on election day I'd vote at the community center in the next town north. I've failed to receive stuff in the mail often enough basis not to trust them with something THIS important.

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:SMOKIE-RT:

I get the sticker here,even voting early. I have 'em stuck on the dashboards of my trucks and my tool boxes.

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Received this in an email:

Isn't it sad how biased the press is!

It is as if the R has to run not only against the D, but against the press as well. Witness the last debate. Romney against Obama and the Moderator!

I wish they would point out that Biden gives practically zero to charity! They never mention it!

It just occurred to me... With all the noise the media is making about Romney's wealth,

I don't recall such bluster and hand-wringing over the Kennedy fortune.

Or, for that matter, John Kerry. Or the fact that John Kerry gave virtually nothing to charity while Romney gave something on the order of $4 million AND the entire amount he inherited from his father.

Biden gave less than 1.5% of his income to charity.

AND.......Obama pays a lower tax rate than his secretary. Buffet Rule?

Oh, Wait! I just remembered... Romney is Republican.

Kerry, Biden and the Kennedys are Democrats.

Also, Romney worked for his money.

Kennedy inherited his.

And Kerry married his.

Obama spends yours on vacations.

Never mind.
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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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Remember to remind all, that the election also affects new EPA regulations he has on hold that cover energy, farm dust, to EPA control of all waters in the U.S.A. down to your farm pond. UN treaties from computer usage to guns, possible UN taxes.

The ringer is the appointment of 3 to 4 Supreme Court Justices and Eric Holder as Chief Justice.

Our election is now going to be "monitored" by 44 U.N. people from Asia, Africa and Europe...at the request of??

On Twitter today, The New Black Panthers and the Muslim Brotherhood are promise to kill Romney and have massive riots if he wins the election. Threats to revolt....no?

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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Remember to remind all, that the election also affects new EPA regulations he has on hold that cover energy, farm dust, to EPA control of all waters in the U.S.A. down to your farm pond. UN treaties from computer usage to guns, possible UN taxes.

The ringer is the appointment of 3 to 4 Supreme Court Justices and Eric Holder as Chief Justice.

Our election is now going to be "monitored" by 44 U.N. people from Asia, Africa and Europe...at the request of??

On Twitter today, The New Black Panthers and the Muslim Brotherhood are promise to kill Romney and have massive riots if he wins the election. Threats to revolt....no?

Those are some scary promises looming on the horizon if this pin head gets re-elected. However, monitoring by 44 U.N. folks, and Twitter threats from Panthers and Brotherhood do indicate one promising thing - they're getting scared in the 11th hour, which means WE HAVE A GOOD CHANCE AT GETTING RID OF THIS EMPTY SUIT!!!

At least that's my take on it.

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Those are some scary promises looming on the horizon if this pin head gets re-elected. However, monitoring by 44 U.N. folks, and Twitter threats from Panthers and Brotherhood do indicate one promising thing - they're getting scared in the 11th hour, which means WE HAVE A GOOD CHANCE AT GETTING RID OF THIS EMPTY SUIT!!!

At least that's my take on it.

I agree. We all need to get out the vote.

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