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David

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I believe he needs to be exiled to Kenya;they ALL love him there.

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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'Twas the Night before Christmas in the White House

Tip o’the hat to Clement and Mitzi

‘Twas the night before Christmas in the White House

Not a creature was stirring, not even the louse

The stockings where hung by the chimney with care

In hopes that more money soon would be there

Obama was nestled all snug in his bed

While visions of unemployed danced in his head

Michelle in her 'kerchief, and Barack in Mao cap

Had just settled down for their long winter nap

When on the front lawn there arose such a clatter

Barack crawled from his bed to see what's the matter

Away to the window he made a quick dash

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash

When what to his watery eyes should appear

But an old clunker sleigh and eight sickly reindeer

Santa said not a word, but continued his works

Stacking up earmarks and lobbyists’ perks

Santa looked straight at Obama and finally spoke

Thanks to you, Mr. President, now I'm flat broke

It took my life savings to pay my tax bill

And what I have left is just next to nil

I can't even afford to light up Rudolph’s red nose

With a flip of one finger up the chimney Santa rose

Then Santa exclaimed as he flew through the rain

Oh, how I wish our President's name was McCain

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Guys, we need to try to limit the political discussion as much as possible in the main forums. BMT is, in a sense, a place of business. I know at my work that this

sort of thing isn't really allowable, after all it's not just conservatives that own Macks.

I'm going to lock this topic temporarily and then move it to the VIP Lounge where anybody interested can still view it later.

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