Might as well post the conclusion to the story about the aggravatingest turkey ever, that just refused to cook.
I put the turkey in the oven yesterday, set at 200 degrees. When Zina got home from doing some volunteer work she asked how it was going. I said "it's probably done by now". But when I checked it, it was barely warm. So I turned the temp. up just a little, to 250. Checked it after an hour and it was barely warm. So I turned the temperature up to 350. After about an hour the turkey was still only up to 140, less than what I had it to on the smoker. So, I was going to turn the oven temperature up to 400 and then turn it off and leave it closed.
We were getting kind of hungry by now, it was well into the afternoon. So Zina said "will it fit in the crockpot?"
I said "of course it will, I'll make it fit".
So I was getting the crockpot, and the top fell off and shattered in the kitchen floor. I was ready to just throw the turkey out into the yard at this point, and the crockpot into the trash can.
But I restrained my first impulses and turned the stove off and crammed the turkey into the crockpot. Then I used aluminum foil for a cover and put the lid off a roasting pan over the foil, and turned it on "High".
Then we made a Vicki drink and went to my son and daughter in law's mother's house in Pamplin. When we got back home the little plastic pop-up timer had popped up, so it was done-done.
I had one of the leg quarters last night, and it was actually surprisingly good, moist, tender, and delicious, with crispy skin too- just how I like it.
Now I already pulled all the meat off this morning while Zina was out- doing volunteer work- and put it in Tupperware containers and have the bones simmering now to make turkey stock. So everything worked out in the end, and she already ordered a new crockpot.