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We got Hispanics "liberating" batteries and aluminum. They stole all the ramps from Penski and U-Haul. Even put siding company signs up and stole aluminum siding off of a dozen houses. Another of punks stealing old tractor grills and hoods for rat rods. My neighbor had a hood and grill stolen from his Massey. He filed a police report, than went searching the local cruise nites and local hot rod auto shops. Found it in a local speed shop.

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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To catch a thief-

Take an old cab and tilt it up at about a 45 degree angle.

Prop it up with a stick.

Tie a long string to the stick.

Place a baloney sammich under the cab.

Take the other end of the string and hide in the weeds.

When thief tries to take the baloney sammich, jerk the string to pull the stick out.

Thief is trapped under cab.

Bet if you used a bottle of Night Train or MD 20/20 you'd get a whole gang of em

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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