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From Al Gore... the earthquakes in California have always been caused from fracking in the Central Northwest...

From the President... the Ukrainian situation is caused by Bush....

From the White House Press Secretary....The President has consulted Jimmy Cater for advise on Russia and the Ukraine.

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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The last time I listened AND believed what Al or BO had to say was... well... hmmm... huh.....

I guess I'm still waiting!

"If you like your doctor.....

You doubt the mess(up)siah Al, the inventor of the internet and Joe Goebels junior ? Pish posh ;)

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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There in "Orbit" and refuse to come back down to earth. Joe D.

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NO I THINK ITS AN ELIPTICAL ORBIT EACH TIME THEY COME ARROUND THEY GET "A LITTLE FURTHER OUT THERE"

the sad part is how many idiots swallow the crap and call it the truth

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Jimmy Carter was on BBC today explaining what we need to do in Russia and how he has been asked to advise Osammamma. Carter is also going to help Obammama come to grips with helping the Afro American Community. . . God help us because the pair of them don't have the brains to pour pee out of a boot if the directions on how to do it was on the bottom. Paul

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Jimmy Carter was on BBC today explaining what we need to do in Russia and how he has been asked to advise Osammamma. Carter is also going to help Obammama come to grips with helping the Afro American Community. . . God help us because the pair of them don'y have the brains to pour pee out of a boot if the directions on how to do it was on the bottom. Paul

oh goody,,,more idiots calling the shots.....bob

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These people (Communists/Socialists/progressives/liberals/Dummycrats/Rinos) are dumb like a fox. They are not stupid. We are stupid. We put them in office with a lot of help from voter fraud.

I still think all the people with their hands out put him in office- the "we want our free shit" people.

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as midterms come around we all need to do our best to unseat the painful ones, and if you cant say good or bad vote in the new guy! the last one has been there for 2,4 or 6 years and if you don't have an opinion on them, they must be trying to please all and need to get replaced

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