other dog Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 speaking of having balls, check these out! 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 heh heh,,,"We're in a tight spot boys!" I think my favorite part of that movie is when he was in store for hair balm, he told him he would have to order it, take 3 weeks, he asked for car part, man told him he would have to order it, take 3 weeks, Ole george says "Dam, This place is a geographical oddity, 3 weeks from anywhere!" LOL randyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 speaking of having balls, check these out!Gawsh o mighty Tom,,,I jest couldnt do that, nerves would go haywire! randyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 "Mama said you got hit by a train- ka-blooey!""wasnt hit by no train!" Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Well, its a Texas thang, sweating like a hog, dont know why. Its just a saying dernit, I know a dern hog dont sweat. I have run enough of them with 4 wheelers, and watched them keel over and die. You cant just go round diagramically fractionalizing and invertalizing ever lil ole silly thing I says. I was sweating like a skinny homosapien then dernit, or neanderthal. Any way you turn it, sweat glands were doing double duty. You need to stay outta Meenards too, (never heard of that store myself). alrighty then, sincerely, randypWhen I lived in Houston a guy a worked with would say it was "hotter than a fresh-fu$%ed sheep in a pepper patch". I thought that was an official measurement of temperature down there.everybody was thinkin' it, nobody else had the balls to say it I sweat my balls off days ago.I'm gonna have to see "Oh Brother Where Art Thou". I went to a "hitchin" yesterday and the dj played some country/bluegrass sounding song that George Clooney had sang in the movie. The crowd went nuts. Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 When I lived in Houston a guy a worked with would say it was "hotter than a fresh-fu$%ed sheep in a pepper patch". I thought that was an official measurement of temperature down there.I sweat my balls of days ago.I'm gonna have to see "Oh Brother Where Art Thou". I went to a "hitchin" yesterday and the dj played some country/bluegrass sounding song that George Clooney had sang in the movie. The crowd went nuts.Yeah Jim, That movie is definitely a classic. I guess I shoulda said earlier "I was sweating like a whore in church." randyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Yeah Jim, That movie is definitely a classic. I guess I shoulda said earlier "I was sweating like a whore in church." randypOr a dog in Chinese kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 "Daddy,mebbe we should get our own "little man" with a broom"................."weepin' Jesus on the cross!,ain't no way you can be that G-dammned stupid"!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Mark, What's the differenc between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee?......A Yankee is someone who comes from the North....A Damn Yankee is someone who comes from the North and STAYS.LOL! proud to be a Damn Yankee!.............................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Readin' and cipherin' you-uns thought processes in this thread makes me the man of constant sorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Readin' and cipherin' you-uns thought processes in this thread makes me the man of constant sorrow.Jest tryin ta tak tha heet of Viny an hiz spellin. Giv ya sumfin els ta stres ova. Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 everybody was thinkin' it, nobody else had the balls to say it I ain't skeerd of the truth...no "balls" needed to call me a cheap bastid. I wear that badge proudly.When I lived in Houston a guy a worked with would say it was "hotter than a fresh-fu$%ed sheep in a pepper patch". I thought that was an official measurement of temperature down there.I sweat my balls off days ago.I'm gonna have to see "Oh Brother Where Art Thou". I went to a "hitchin" yesterday and the dj played some country/bluegrass sounding song that George Clooney had sang in the movie. The crowd went nuts.Clooney didn't sing anything...lip synced to Union Station. Yeah Jim, That movie is definitely a classic. I guess I shoulda said earlier "I was sweating like a whore in church." randypJesus hung out with whores & other sinners....they were the ones needing to be saved. Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I ain't skeerd of the truth...no "balls" needed to call me a cheap bastid. I wear that badge proudly.Clooney didn't sing anything...lip synced to Union Station. Jesus hung out with whores & other sinners....they were the ones needing to be saved.Yes, but I bet they still sweated, profusely,,,,so,,,,,,,,sincerely, randyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 it's hotter than a half f****d fox in a forest fire here. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 That's what I figgered. It didn't sound much like Clooney.Was supposed to hit a 93 today but at 2:30 it was only 85. It's a chilly 83 now. Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple dog Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 It was hotter than a whore in church here today. 1 Quote This is Mack country. On a quiet night you can hear a peterbilt rust away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 ...speaking of whores, Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Guess I'm lucky out here; Yesterday was over 100,forecast is mid to high 90's for the next 8 days or so. Yesterday I took the BroncWorth and a 19 foot car trailer about 25 miles West,to Carlin,to bring back a Jeep J-10 a friend bought. My winch control dropped one direction (would power out but wouldn't pull back in) so I had to bridge two wires to make it retrieve. Then my assistant lost grip on the steering wheel and ran the truck off the right side ramp;we jacked up that corner enough to block under the wheel so it'd roll back onto the trailer. That truck was a lot heavier than I was told! The scale indicated it was 6640,but I was told it wouldn't be more than 4000. I was having to use the transfer case as a secondary box to get things rolling. (It only has a 2.8L V-6) (2WD Low Range,run it up to 5th,hit neutral,shift T/C to 2 WD High,catch 3rd and eventually upshift to 4th.) Wouldn't carry 5th even on flat ground,but that wasn't an issue-4th (45mph) was as fast as I could go without getting wagged across the freeway. Got the J-10 to Elko,headed South over Lamoille Summit into Spring Creek,where I delivered it. Broke the shifter tower while backing the trailer to where it needed to be,so I had to disassemble it in the field and find a way to make it work again so I could go home. Seems to work okay,as long as I keep a little downward pressure on the shift knob while shifting. (HMMmm-the shift tower on my spare Mack transmission has the same appearance and shape,but IT'S made of iron instead of plastic;wonder if IT could be made to fit....) Hafta check that out. This little truck sure is a work horse. Anyway,when I got home I drank about 2 gallons of water then took a sleep break,then got up and parked the trailer and went to get some groceries. Thought briefly of taking the Harley for a short ride,but it was blocked into the garage by my other trailer,and I honestly didn't think I had it in me to re-park THAT trailer too. Sore all over today. Speed Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB DINGSDALE Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Hey Guys: Were sending some cold air down at no charge.Hope it helps out but don't complain if it brings to much rain with it.Have to subsidise you in fuel prices and now this.Just no end to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Hey Guys: Were sending some cold air down at no charge.Hope it helps out but don't complain if it brings to much rain with it.Have to subsidise you in fuel prices and now this.Just no end to it.I just spoke to Rob and his nephews Ben and Vinny. They all three said they would give you a kiss on your cheeks the next time they see you.I will let you determine what set of cheeks are to be kissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I just spoke to Rob and his nephews Ben and Vinny. They all three said they would give you a kiss on your cheeks the next time they see you.I will let you determine what set of cheeks are to be kissed.What? No you didnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I just spoke to Rob and his nephews Ben and Vinny. They all three said they would give you a kiss on your cheeks the next time they see you.I will let you determine what set of cheeks are to be kissed.I love it when you whisper in my ear. Melts all that wax and grease out.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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