1958 F.W.D. Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I came down the stairs and sat at the table as the girlfriend cooked a breakfast of eggs, bacon, pancakes and all the trimmings......The mail was on the table.....She was on the cover of the new Playboy. I looked up and my son was on the Wheaties box.....and my wife was on the milk carton...... Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brocky Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 And when you WOKE UP the DREAM was over!!!!!!Brocky Quote Brocky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Would that be my Aunt Yardo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 You forgot about the part when you walked outside and found a straight-piped 8V71 under the hood of the F.W.D.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 You forgot about the part when you walked outside and found a straight-piped 8V71 under the hood of the F.W.D.BenNo no no. My U685 and your B60 were sitting out there with us in them, waiting for him to get his FWD going so we could go for a cruise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 No no no. My U685 and your B60 were sitting out there with us in them, waiting for him to get his FWD going so we could go for a cruise.Ha, ha. Yea.Cousin Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j hancock Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 WAIT! Your wife is Jenny McCarthy?How is she in th.................?Sorry about that.I am confused because i thought your wife was Kate Upton?Boy, now I am really confused. 1 Quote JimIt doesn't cost anything to pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 WAIT! Your wife is Jenny McCarthy?How is she in th.................?Sorry about that.I am confused because i thought your wife was Kate Upton?Boy, now I am really confused.Oh, you didnt know....I'm mormon. They both are......and Jennifer Love Hewitt, too. 1 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Oh, you didnt know....I'm mormon. They both are......and Jennifer Love Hewitt, too.But Kate Upton is MY girlfriend! How could you?Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 But Kate Upton is MY girlfriend! How could you?BenI have three wives,maybe four...lost count. I cant keep em happy all of the time, you can borrow her once in a while, as long as there is no more talk of putting a Lawn-Boy in my FWD. Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 WOW! Your lucky! All I found this morning was one of our turtles in the kitchen sink and Basset Hound pee on the newspaper... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I have three wives,maybe four...lost count. I cant keep em happy all of the time, you can borrow her once in a while, as long as there is no more talk of putting a Lawn-Boy in my FWD.Okey, Thanks.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog13407 Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 god i thought this was gonna open up with ''i was awolken by a warm wet tongue upon my...................'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 god i thought this was gonna open up with ''i was awolken by a warm wet tongue upon my...................''That was the best dog I ever owned. Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog13407 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 yup, was gonna add that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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