JumperAndSon Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Hey Guys, Alot of my friends call me Peaches, because that's my nickname. Heres why:It all started in the summer of 2009 at BSA Camp Mountain Run, which is a week long summer camp for Boy Scouts. The first night, Sunday, we had meat loaf, mashed potatoes, and peaches for dinner. It was pretty good, and I had about two helpings of each.Later that night, I was lying in my tent talking to my friend, Robert. We talked for a couple of hours about different things. All the while, I had been snacking on chocolate covered granola bars. Eventually, we went to sleep.At about 2:30am, I did not feel well at all. I awakened Robert and notified him of this. He said, “Just go back to bed, you’ll be alright.” I said to him, “No I REALLY don’t feel good.” He said to go talk to his father, the scoutmaster.We woke up Scoutmaster Schlemmer, and he said to sit at the picnic table, and see if I felt better. So I did, and I did feel better, for a minute.Then I knew I was in trouble. My stomach felt like a whirlpool. I could feel it coming up my throat like a freight train down a track. I’ll skip the next part for the sake of the readers.So there I was, looking at the small pile of puke on the ground next to the table. I noticed something. I had apparently not chewed my food very well because I could see small slices of peaches in the puke.This surprised me, so I called to my scoutmaster, “Hey Bob, look, there’s peaches in there!” He said sarcastically, “That’s nice.” Then we all went back to sleep.The next morning I woke up and went outside, and Mr. Schlemmer said, “Come on Peaches, you’re going to be late for breakfast.” And that’s when it started.To this day most of my friends call me Peaches. I enjoy meeting new people, and introducing myself as Peaches. Some of my friends have trouble remembering my real name because they use my nickname so much. I hope you enjoyed my story, and I didn’t gross you out too much.This is definately my favorite story to tell. If anone else has a stupid or funny nickname, I'd love to hear the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 ha ha cousin ben thats cool!!! my papa always calls me "boo" ever since i was a little kid. he told me he saw a comercial and it was a grandpa sittin in his house and his grandson pulls up in a sports car to take him to hollywood. and the grandpa called his grandson boo. when ever i talk to him on the phone he says "hey boo". usually when were talkin he calls me vin or vinny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Your ole uncle Rob has went by "Slob" for a whole lot of years since his Navy days. The name stuck but I don't know why.Uncle Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 ha ha cousin ben thats cool!!! my papa always calls me "boo" ever since i was a little kid. he told me he saw a comercial and it was a grandpa sittin in his house and his grandson pulls up in a sports car to take him to hollywood. and the grandpa called his grandson boo. when ever i talk to him on the phone he says "hey boo". usually when were talkin he calls me vin or vinny.That's cool, Cousin Vinny. I think everyone should have a good nickname.Cousin Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 Your ole uncle Rob has went by "Slob" for a whole lot of years since his Navy days. The name stuck but I don't know why.Uncle RobWell Uncle Rob, I've never seen your bedroom or the way you eat, but I'm sure they could be contributing factors.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 That's cool, Cousin Vinny. I think everyone should have a good nickname.Cousin Beni had to smile when you called me cousin Vinny. you ever seen that movie " My Cousin Vinny"? its a great movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 i had to smile when you called me cousin Vinny. you ever seen that movie " My Cousin Vinny"? its a great movie.No, but I'll definately be sure to look for it.Cousin Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 No, but I'll definately be sure to look for it.Cousin Benya you should watch it,it was made in like the 90's though.Cousin Vinny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Well Uncle Rob, I've never seen your bedroom or the way you eat, but I'm sure they could be contributing factors.BenI'm sure glad you didn't mention the gut bouncing off my kneecaps, or my knees knocking together when I walk. That might have upset me. I'm real sensitive about my three chins when they get to bouncing independent of one another also. Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 I thought my name was Damn It for years until I got my drivers license and saw my "real name" on it. Damn it get over here! Damn it clean that mess up! Damn it go do the dishes....you get the point. Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 My brain saw the word peaches and thought this thread would be different.As far as the nickname Slob is concerned, I don't even know where to begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 peaches and vinny are two utes lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 I'm sure glad you didn't mention the gut bouncing off my kneecaps, or my knees knocking together when I walk. That might have upset me. I'm real sensitive about my three chins when they get to bouncing independent of one another also.Robuncle rob, i dont think your as big as you are talkin about, even though ive never seen you. im 140 pounds, so i might be the fat one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 peaches and vinny are two utes lolwhats that mean? did you mean to say we are cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 I used to work with a guy (at a Boy Scout camp, no less....) who was dating a girl named Peaches. This song was on the radio at the time, and let's just say that by the end of the summer, he was sick and tired of hearing us sing it.... 1 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 uncle rob, i dont think your as big as you are talkin about, even though ive never seen you. im 140 pounds, so i might be the fat one.For example I was over that weight in sixth grade. That was a long time ago. I used to get called a "Fat Slob" all the time cause I only had access to the wash tub every third Sunday in the summer time.Uncle Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 My nickname at UPS was Wood-eye. The supervisors would come down the belt with some extra air packages when we were supposed to be getting off work. They would ask if anyone wanted to work a couple of extra hours delivering them, and I would jump ten feet with my hand in the air yelling out: Would I! We were so poor, I would do anything for extra funds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 that song is flipping awesome!!!!!! i need that on my ipod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 For example I was over that weight in sixth grade. That was a long time ago. I used to get called a "Fat Slob" all the time cause I only had access to the wash tub every third Sunday in the summer time.Uncle Robim sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 My brain saw the word peaches and thought this thread would be different.As far as the nickname Slob is concerned, I don't even know where to beginYea, alot of people hear that and think I am.....well.....of an alternative lifestyle. Uncle Rob can't be that much of a pig, Right?Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 dont you remember the first day in court when vinny called them two utes instead of two youthes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Yea, alot of people hear that and think I am.....well.....of an alternative lifestyle. Uncle Rob can't be that much of a pig, Right?Benthats what i thought!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 dont you remember the first day in court when vinny called them two utes instead of two youthesi dont recall doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 I used to work with a guy (at a Boy Scout camp, no less....) who was dating a girl named Peaches. This song was on the radio at the time, and let's just say that by the end of the summer, he was sick and tired of hearing us sing it.... I think that's going to be my new Theme Song!Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Yea, alot of people hear that and think I am.....well.....of an alternative lifestyle. Uncle Rob can't be that much of a pig, Right?BenBen and Vinny - I can't even begin to describe how large Rob is. Have you ever seen that movie Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory where the girl swells up and they send her to the pressing room to squeeze her? He literally is that large. He is also very morose (look that up) as he no longer can fit in most truck cabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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