Rob Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I dragged my 1/2 frozen ass from bed this morning and Momma serves me a steaming hot cup of coffee in this here brand new mug. Don't know what the hell I did to deserve this and just figger she prolly wants something in the future, (like me taking a shower this month).Girl still loves me, I suppose.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Rider Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 My wife said that she was gonna get a tatoo and a Dodge tatoo so I would pay attention to her . Quote #1 on A-model registryIf I drink because of work, why can't I drink at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theakerstwo Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 My wife said she just dont care what i do. Quote glenn akers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Ya, but what did she lace it with? LOL!!! Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Does this qualify for the good breakfast award even though I don't have a wife?mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 Does this qualify for the good breakfast award even though I don't have a wife?mike Lose the Yoplait. Tastes like shit, feels like snot, (this is according to Momma).Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Tell Momma that snot want hurt anyone. If not, just tell her to check your nose. LOL....... There's good bacteria and bad bacteria. I won't tell her to stick a wefuig anywhere else. Or any other orifice of your's. LOL but Rob she sounds like a very experienced woman. I still think you ought to post that picture. LOLmike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulldogVision Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Rob, Please don't let the superficial efforts of your wife to get you to bathe more often get you off track.......Stick to your guns man!!!!! All of the males of the species are counting on you!!!!!!!!!! Quote My 'ol dog has a bite worse than it's bark!!!!!!!! Ummmmm....Is this the number I dialed???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Tell Momma that snot want hurt anyone. If not, just tell her to check your nose. LOL....... There's good bacteria and bad bacteria. I won't tell her to stick a wefuig anywhere else. Or any other orifice of your's. LOL but Rob she sounds like a very experienced woman. I still think you ought to post that picture. LOLmike Sure, photo taken at last year's New Year's Eve party at my mother in law's house; Of course after she'd had a "few".Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Rob,I believe i've seen this person before on a billboard for " MOST WANTED ", not sure what they could be wanted for. LOL Word has it most of their work is done over the internet. A striking resemblance to someone that jumped up on the hood of my F 700 Truck coming through town one night. mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Rob,I believe i've seen this person before on a billboard for " MOST WANTED ", not sure what they could be wanted for. LOL Word has it most of their work is done over the internet. A striking resemblance to someone that jumped up on the hood of my F 700 Truck coming through town one night. mikeI don't think Momma has been on any "Most Wanted" list, (except mine) and she never wanders far from home; I don't know but I think you've mistaken her for someone else.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustydog Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I don't think Momma has been on any "Most Wanted" list, (except mine) and she never wanders far from home; I don't know but I think you've mistaken her for someone else.RobYogurt, grapes, and a banana????? I thought this was a BIG MACK TRUCKS site; seems more like a morning exer-show commercial!!! (it IS 40% snot, by the way)As for the picture..........Beauty is in the eye of the .................AAAAAGGGGGHHHH...forget it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 You guy's need to be careful with this subject. I could get "bothered" by some of the negativity I am sensing. I am the epitomy of tolerance and compassion, although I do have my limits. Momma may not be the most attractive person in the world to others, but she does give me great happiness inside.Besides, I followed my own advice: If you marry an ugly woman, you'll be happy when she leaves.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bollweevil Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ye best be careful here boy's, in the deep south, there have been more killings over women, dogs, and land lines, than any other reason. The only thing worse than calling someones wife or dog homely looking, is to say that their truck is ugly. That might not lead to a killing, but for sure an a$$ whipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 The only thing i could do was ...shake my head. She is a down right homely looking gal,lol Good season E-A-G-L-E-S, now lets go STEELERS! Lets bring the Super Bowl back to Pennsylvania! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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