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A typical day, whilst baling the hay, in the month of May


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A few weeks ago, my blushing bride paid me a welcome visit while I was in the field baling hay - she brought me some cookies and a new stainless water bottle that actually fit in the stupid cupholder:

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She saw some show on the TV (boobe tube, altar of passive entertainment, idiot box) that said the plastic bottle I have been using has BPA or some kind of crap in it that messes with one's hormones. Is that why I am getting these titties on my sexy chest as I age? I got to laughing about how the water bottle had a phallic (google it Vinny) look about it:

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I did not look where I was going and I ran a big stick up in the throat of my Vermeer baler and bent up the teeth:

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Number two son went and got a baler I bought to resell and since he thought of it first, I let him run a baler for the first time. He did real well:

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I never had used a baler with rollers instead of belts or chains. I was really suprised what a nice bale it made.

But then the boy followed me to another field in our version of Rob's Crusty, Rusty, but Trusty Dodge farm truck. He took a short cut across a field where we had just removed an old cattle loading dock:

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He and my in-house brain surgeon; Joe, pulled it back with no damage - you can't keep a beat up truck down!

We got to baling again and I went to test the first few bales for moisture level and I about crapped my panties when I got to this one:

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Don't worry socialist leftist animal lovers - I gently pulled the snake out and let him rest on the ground until he recovered from such unfair trauma:

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two seconds after the photo, I stomped him flat until his blood spurted all over and his guts ran out with my style #402 red wing boots.

If the blushing bride sees a snake, she might not bring me any more cookies!

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Red Wings, Phalic symbols, snakes putting pants on...............I gotta go home now...........

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Would these happen to be Red Wings that are now made in Red China, instead of Red White and Blue USA???

I'll never go to Red Wing again. Have been so pissed at them with the last 2 pair of boots.........

Ah! You have been buying the wrong model/style! That is why I have stuck with the same old style 402 - I got a new pair last month and they are still made here where they should be in the USA.

I think Red Wing also sells a cheaper line of boots that they make overseas that I bet are the junky ones you "ran" into (did you catch my pun? You know "run" as in what feet and shoes do?). I often have to brag on myself when no one else will.

Look on the underside of the shoe's tounge before you buy them - it reads on there where they are made.

Will looking on the underside of the tounge of other things in life protect you from bad purchases?

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I'da told her "HOME BAKED COOKIES WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the time, she walked 1/2 a mile in 90 degree temp while 9 months pregnant, so I was a lucky boy to get what I got.

That would have been like telling a grizzly bear to "play nice" before it eats you.

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Hatcity I'd like to watch you tell his 9-month baking, walked 1/2 a mile in the 90 degree heat woman to bring home-baked cookies, now.......I suspect that your man berries would fly up through the inside of your anatomy and become lodged inside your esophagus. Just a hunch.

TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS

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Well who the hell tells a story, including pics, of something that happened "a couple weeks ago"?

Thats history now. Hell, last Sunday is gone. Can't do much about it now. IT'S HISTORY!!!

Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian

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Well who the hell tells a story, including pics, of something that happened "a couple weeks ago"?

Thats history now. Hell, last Sunday is gone. Can't do much about it now. IT'S HISTORY!!!

In the last few weeks, I went and got involved with baby birthin' and now new baby watchin', older kid beatin', food cookin', house cleanin', doctor visitin', and the like. If you don't study history, you are doomed to repeat it.

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Red Wings, Phallic symbols, snakes putting pants on...............NOW you want us to look under the tongue??? I gotta go back out.........

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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That phallic,,,,err,,,water bottle looks like it takes a coupla D-cell batteries. Are you sure you was just baling hay? randyp

Was it buzzing? if so,it's NOT an alarm clock!.............................Mark
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Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate.

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Heres someone else who may have an interest in that "water bottle" (and hay bailing)................................Mark

Well dern your scrawny noo joisee hide Mark!! Why you just look at all the wheat you trampled down and ruint just to take that picture! I woulda fed 7 ethiopians for 3 weeks! Well, that just beats all,,,,randyp
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