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"Take care of your own shit, bust your ass, and don't worry about what the next guy is doing, and things will turn out alright for you. If you start worrying about what someone else has or what they'r

George W Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to sta

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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Oh, don't worry....we found out today that IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY our embassy was attacked. 4 Americans are dead and figuring out what happened won't bring 'em back.
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Oh, don't worry....we found out today that IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY our embassy was attacked. 4 Americans are dead and figuring out what happened won't bring 'em back.

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She looked a bit uncomfortable when the real questions came up

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She looked a bit uncomfortable when the real questions came up

Well she should be uncomfortable, what with reading her "heart felt feelings" from her crib notes... (Show tears here, Break in voice here, Frown here ) All lies like all the rest of the politicians in the country. Surprised it wasn't GWB's fault....

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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Well she should be uncomfortable, what with reading her "heart felt feelings" from her crib notes... (Show tears here, Break in voice here, Frown here ) All lies like all the rest of the politicians in the country. Surprised it wasn't GWB's fault....

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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Yeah,but SHE has a DEGREE in lying. :thumbsdown:

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I'm REALLY hoping that what I'm hearing is true-that she and most of this Administration have been busted by some sort of World Police,and have been getting the choice of either resigning or wearing the chrome bracelets and facing International charges in International Court of Justice,in the Netherlands. (A little research,though,tells me that the only International Police I've been able to find is INTERPOL,and I learned that our clueless leader has already issued,and AMENDED,an EO that EXEMPTS INTERPOL from any and all search and seizure laws of the US. That means,if O wants to hide anything,all he has to do is give it to INTERPOL,and no Court in the US can touch it. Lovely!

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This is just another episode of the government soap opera...."Lyin' Politicians". They are good at pointing fingers. I say clean house! Term limits, no re-election, no beney's. Maybe they will once again remember us (the ones who are paying the bills).

Ken

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I agree-and I'll add reducing their Salaries to 60K per year. That's enough for most Americans to do well on.

If they're not willing to do their jobs for those wages,if they think they're worth more than that,they're there for the wrong reason, their priorities are wrong,and they shouldn't be there. There's still PLENTY of capable Americans who would take their jobs in a heartbeat and do 'em with INTEGRITY.

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Oh, don't worry....we found out today that IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY our embassy was attacked. 4 Americans are dead and figuring out what happened won't bring 'em back.

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HC Class act ! After all she had a good teacher, and then she gets more thank you's then Russel Crowe in The Gladiator movie!! What the hell was that all about??

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I'm REALLY hoping that what I'm hearing is true-that she and most of this Administration have been busted by some sort of World Police,and have been getting the choice of either resigning or wearing the chrome bracelets and facing International charges in International Court of Justice,in the Netherlands. (A little research,though,tells me that the only International Police I've been able to find is INTERPOL,and I learned that our clueless leader has already issued,and AMENDED,an EO that EXEMPTS INTERPOL from any and all search and seizure laws of the US. That means,if O wants to hide anything,all he has to do is give it to INTERPOL,and no Court in the US can touch it. Lovely!

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Sorry but the World Police are a group like Anonymous, The Fearless Vampire Hunters or The Ghost Busters...another internet hero....

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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:( Well-that shoots the Hell outta THAT plan...

B) Okay-on,to the NEXT brilliant idea...

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I'm REALLY hoping that what I'm hearing is true-that she and most of this Administration have been busted by some sort of World Police,and have been getting the choice of either resigning or wearing the chrome bracelets and facing International charges in International Court of Justice,in the Netherlands. (A little research,though,tells me that the only International Police I've been able to find is INTERPOL,and I learned that our clueless leader has already issued,and AMENDED,an EO that EXEMPTS INTERPOL from any and all search and seizure laws of the US. That means,if O wants to hide anything,all he has to do is give it to INTERPOL,and no Court in the US can touch it. Lovely!

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From Wikipedia:

In order to maintain as politically neutral a role as possible, Interpol's constitution forbids it to undertake any interventions or activities of a political, military, religious, or racial nature. Its work focuses primarily on public safety, terrorism, organized crime, crimes against humanity, environmental crime, genocide, war crimes, piracy, illicit traffic in works of art, illicit drug production, drug trafficking, weapons smuggling, human trafficking, money laundering, child pornography, white-collar crime, computer crime, intellectual property crime and corruption.

So they don't take part in political problems.

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"terrorism, organized crime, crimes against humanity, environmental crime, genocide, war crimes, weapons smuggling, human trafficking, money laundering, white-collar crime, computer crime, intellectual property crime and corruption."

I'm pretty sure there's some of ALL of these things going on,might be worth looking into it. B) I'm TRYING to find a way to start straightening all this out without resorting to Civil War,but it seems to be funneling down to just that. :idunno:

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Here is something to ponder...The rules and laws that are being enacted by agencies (IE the EPA, TSA, etc ) with only their wishes as validation for the laws, The selection of who is dangerous to the political well being of the government and public by agencies that answer to no one. The medias blind support of the actions. The transferring of power to a select few and the elimination of checks and balances to ":Streamline" the government, closed door legislation to save from confusing the citizens with details. The total exemption of accountability for the department heads for mistakes and deaths ...

What the government is doing now is not taking your all your freedoms away... RIGHT NOW, it could never be done instantaneously. Your freedoms will disappear gradually almost unnoticed. Forced healthcare, unlimited ability to increase the budget by one man, Congress no longer involved in the budget process, the beginning of the end of the second amendment for the "good of our children". Freedom is but a generation away from being taken away.

This is some of what we tried and convicted the Germans of at Nuremberg over 65 years ago...

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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I heard one good thing lately though, on Mike Huckabees website- he said NRA membership had increased by 250,000 members in the last month.

That's must really piss off The Left.

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