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Double L

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  1. What if it was a Volvo track hoe Herb, would it be abusive then?
  2. http://www.thetrucker.com/Class/Details.aspx?adid=12405 I'm gonna let you figure out what is wrong with this!
  3. Who is that there OSHA deal you speak of?
  4. Everyone is free to add me. http://www.facebook.com/LarryBouldin?ref=profile
  5. I thought he was gonna hit head long into the track hoe.
  6. They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation's hope would deteriorate, and sure enough there has been a 20 point drop in the Consumer Confidence Index since the election, reaching a lower point than any time during the Bush administration. ... See More They told me if I voted for McCain, the US would become more deeply embroiled in the Middle East, and now, tens of thousands of additional troops are scheduled to be deployed into Afghanistan . My Democrat Party friends told me if I voted for McCain, that the economy would get worse and sure enough unemployment is at 10.2. They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more "crooks" in high ranking positions in Federal government and sure enough, several recent cabinet nominees and Senate appointments revealed resumes of scandal, bribery and tax fraud. They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more "Pork at the trough" in Federal government and sure enough, 17,500 "Pork Bills" showed up in Congress since January 2009. I was also told by my Democrat friends that if I voted for McCain, we would see more deficit spending in Washington D.C. and sure enough, Obama has spent more in just 120 days than all other Presidents together - in the entire history of the good ole USA. Well, I voted for McCain in November and my Democrat friends were right... all of their predictions have come true.
  7. Some of them shouldn't even have a CDL! I wish all the Obama supporters/voters did #1.
  8. Seems like with trucking having a niche on a market is key as well as being diversified.
  9. Now Rowdy you got to take into account Illinois weather changes hourly but you are right about the rain, freezing rain, sleet, and snow. It's not the snow we worry bout down here in ole Southern Illinois (Want to ruffle some feathers) it's the rain, freezing rain, and sleet we worry about it. Folks here in IL drive like crap regardless of the weather and add some ice to the mix then it's total chaos. Did y'all hear about the cop that pulled out a gun because his beloved Hummer got hit with a snowball?
  10. That was why I gave up Myspace due for it being for the tweeny bop and sex offender crowd. I tried Twitter but I couldn't get into it. I prefer Facebook for the fact it's simple and easy to use.
  11. Only thing Santa brought me this year was flannel shirts and a new pair of Dickies work boots. Cheap bastard!
  12. Just beware with the high beam trick of flying pee bottles and one finger salutes.
  13. Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer.... $15. [if someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle Street , he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost. Remember.... They walk among us!!!
  14. A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!" The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
  15. Whats wrong with Sarah Palin? She would be a much better president that Obozo!
  16. Good question Thaddeus. Remember when MJ passed away? The media didn't report one thing about the Korean missile crap that was going on at that time as well.
  17. According to snopes this is false! http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/sharpton.asp
  18. Well someone needs to tell him a legit job with out criticizing is the way to go! Amen on the black women can be crazy. You forgot loud, rude, ghetto fabulous. Them city women are brutal! Give me a country woman who can cook up a storm any day! I'm not being racist I know from experience! Now granted not all black women are rude, loud, and act ghetto. There are a lot of black women who calm and caring as can be.
  19. This is American damn it and we can't who the hell ever we can date. Since when did it become an issue of race on who we can and can't date? I'm truly offended by this idiot! First Jesse Jackson now this nimrod, I knew it was gonna be a matter of time before Sharpton came out of hiding! Hell who cares about the negative image about the "black" community. It's morons like him that keep racism alive and the reason why the average black man can't get over "whitey" for what our ancestors did. Hell I have ancestors who were slaves and even owned slaves. While I'm on slavery I guess the average black person forgets that even black's owned slaves here in the U.S. there were not many but there most certainly were black slave masters.
  20. I never understood why these new school drivers use the johnny bar as brakes. It says NOT FOR PARKING! They make that yeller and red knob for a reason, those are called spring brakes. They serve a purpose! Just goes to show how crappy Volvo is. Let me ask ya how deep was the ditch? Let me also ask ya was it one of them new VN series or was it them old WIA's?
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