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That is the way it should be Tom but unfortunately it's not and it's sad, very sad!

Oh I have no clue Underdog.

I would love to drive one of them old E9 V8 Superliners! I rode in one but I don't think it had the E9 in it though. That thing was a strong truck though. I love them ole Superliners and R series.

Is it THAT bad? Welcome aboard!

Man I got a math quiz to study for today...It's over life insurance, building insurance, fire insurance, auto insurance, and premium refund.

Can't ya tell I got too much time on my hands?

DO YOU FART IN BED? IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK.. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS. SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD. ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, 'HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT.' 'ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU.' 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE. 'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.' BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE, AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN!'

That is something you'll have to talk to someone else about.

Your welcome, anything else that I need to clear up for ya?

If you talking about the 2012 nonsense I don't believe it at all! No one can predict when the world will end. The only thing that happens in 2012 is the Mayan calendar is ending. They are just trying to find a way to scare people into that is all it is.

Very good point Rob about those who have a job title refusing to do other work. When I was working at my co-op job, I never was assigned a job title. I honestly gave myself the title of laborer cause I washed trucks, did minor service jobs (greasing, checking air pressure, etc) and I did what was asked and didn't question it. Sure there was a few things I didn't feel like doing but I did it anyway. Only reason I was let go was cause the economy was just starting to go into the crapper, they were moving to a new location, and my limited mechanical ability was an issue as well. I wasn't upset about it, hell I was actually kinda glad cause I wanted to focus more on school the rest of my senior year. I told them I was very understanding and I still keep in contact with them to this day. Heck they even told me when I get some driving experience they would let me drive for them.

Letter from Jesus about Christmas -- It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth, just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santas and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for such a scene on the town square because there would be many of them all around town. Stop worrying about the fact that people are calling the tree a holiday tree, instead of a Christmas tree. It was I who made all trees. You can remember Me anytime you see any tree. Decorate a grape vine if you wish: I actually spoke of that one in a teaching, explaining who I am in relation to you and what each of our tasks were. If you have forgotten that one, look up John 15: 1 - 8. If you want to give Me a present in remembrance of My birth here is my wish list. Choose something from it: 1. Instead of writing protest letters objecting to the way My birthday is being celebrated, write letters of love and hope to soldiers away from home. They are terribly afraid and lonely this time of year. I know, they tell Me all the time. 2. Visit someone in a nursing home. You don't have to know them personally. They just need to know that someone cares about them. 3. Instead of writing the President complaining about the wording on the cards his staff sent out this year, why don't you write and tell him that you'll be praying for him and his family this year. Then pray... It will be nice hearing from you again. 4. Instead of giving your children a lot of gifts you can't afford and they don't need, spend time with them. Tell them the story of My birth, and why I came to live with you down here. Hold them in your arms and remind them that I love them. 5. Pick someone that has hurt you in the past and forgive him or her. 6. Did you know that someone in your town will attempt to take their own life this season because they feel so alone and hopeless? Since you don't know who that person is, try giving everyone you meet a warm smile; it could make the difference. 7. Instead of nit picking about what the retailer in your town calls the holiday, be patient with the people who work there. Give them a warm smile and a kind word. Even if they aren't allowed to wish you a "Merry Christmas" that doesn't keep you from wishing them one. Then stop shopping there on Sunday. If the store didn't make so much money on that day they'd close and let their employees spend the day at home with their families 8. If you really want to make a difference, support a missionary-- especially one who takes My love and Good News to those who have never heard My name. 9. Here's a good one. There are individuals and whole families in your town who not only will have no "Christmas" tree, but neither will they have any presents to give or receive. If you don't know them, buy some food and a few gifts and give them to the Salvation Army or some other charity which believes in Me and they will make the delivery for you. 10. Finally, if you want to make a statement about your belief in and loyalty to Me, then behave like a Christian. Let people know by your actions that you are one of mine. Don't forget; I am God and can take care of Myself. Just love Me and do what I have told you to do. I'll take care of all the rest. Check out the list above and get to work; time is short. I'll help you, but the ball is now in your court. And do have a most blessed Christmas with all those whom you love and remember : I LOVE YOU, JESUS

Woohoo Santa strikes again! I wonder if Mrs. Clause will give him some.

I take it my Oh No topic is causing you to worry?

Whoops I was suffering from that Ole Timers.

Unfortunately it seems like Blue Collar workers get a bad rap while the White Collar workers get to enjoy luxury. Hell if it wasn't for the Blue Collared folks them White Collared workers wouldn't have a nice job with benefits or anything like that.

If anyone is offended I apologize, I should have put that in the original post but I wasn't thinking cause I was too busy laughing my butt off.

Gambi it's a joke about short bus riders. Not necessary the mentally challenged, but anyone with a silly sense of humor.

In 2010, the US Gov will start shipping sloooow folk away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you! Be Strong! Wear your helmet and take your crayons!

It's white and wet.

I'd rather be a self employed truck driver than a otr company driver any day!

That works Barry.

If you want poor work ethic then go down to the TA, most have some poorly qualified just out of school incompetents working for them and what is bad is the driver's have to stand over their shoulder and watch them do the work.

I'm not afraid to admit it that a few years ago (19) that was I was a screw up in terms of jobs. Goes to show I learned and I'm human.

When I was 15-16 I didn't have the very best work ethic in the world then again but I've grown up since then and grown up a lot since then! I use to think I was the most mature and good kid back then and well it's obviously I wasn't and my ego was getting the best of me back then. While I still think I'm the more mature and respectful than most people in my age group I have my moments where I can be "immature" but then again that comes with my sense of humor as well. In a nut shell I'm a proud short bus rider.