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Double L

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  1. Double L

    New Toy

    Nice toy ya got there. I wish I had a garage myself.
  2. John G. is 63 years old and owns a small business. He's a life-long Republican and sees his dream of retiring next year has all but evaporated. With the stock market crashing and new taxes coming his way, John assumes now that he will work to his dying day. John has a granddaughter. Ashley is a recent college grad. She drives a flashy hybrid car, wears all the latest fashions, and loves to go out to nightclubs and restaurants. Ashley campaigned hard for Barack Obama. After the election she made sure her grandfather (and all other Republican family members) received a big I told-you-so earful on how the world is going to be a much better place now that her party is taking over. Having lost both roommates, Ashley recently ran short of cash and cannot pay the rent (again) on her 3 bedroom townhouse. Like she has done many times in the past, she e-mailed her grandfather asking for some financial help. Here is his reply: Sweetheart, I received your request for assistance. Ashley, you know I love you dearly and I am sympathetic to your financial plight. Unfortunately, times have changed. With the election of President Obama, your grandmother and I have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our own..."The Ashley Economic Empowerment Plan." Let me explain. Your grandmother and I are life-long, wage-earning tax payers. We have lived a comfortable life, as you know, but we have never had the fancier things like European vacations, luxury cars, etc. We have worked hard and were looking forward to retiring soon. But the plan has changed. Your president is raising our personal and business taxes significantly. He says it is so he can give our hard earned money to other people. Do you know what this means, Ashley? It means less for us, and we must cut back on many business and personal expenses. You know the wonderful receptionist who worked in my office for more than 23 years? The one who always gave you candy when you came over to visit? I had to let her go last week. I can't afford to pay her salary and all of the government mandated taxes that go with having employees. Your grandmother will now work 4 days a week to answer phones, take orders and handle the books. We will be closed on Fridays and will lose even more income to the Wal-Mart. I'm also very sorry to report that your cousin Frank will no longer be working summers in the warehouse. I called him at school this morning. He already knows about it and he's upset because he will have to give up skydiving and his yearly trip to Greenland to survey the polar bears. That's just the business side of things. Some personal economic effects of Obama's new taxation policies include none other than you. You know very well that over the years your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars in cash, tuition assistance, food, housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc. But by your vote, you have chosen to help others -- not at your expense -- but at our expense. If you need money now sweetheart, I recommend you call 202-456-1111. That is the direct phone number for the White House. You yourself told me how foolish it is to vote Republican. You said Mr. Obama is going to be the People's President, and is going to help every American live a better life. Based on everything you've told me, along with all the promises we heard during the campaign, I'm sure Mr. Obama will be happy to transfer some stimulus money into your bank account. Have him call me for the account number which I memorized years ago. Perhaps you can now understand what I've been saying all my life: those who vote for a president should consider the impact on the nation as a whole, and not be just concerned with what they can get for themselves. What Obama supporters don't seem to realize is all of the money he is redistributing to illegal aliens and non-taxpaying Americans (the so-called "less fortunate") comes from tax-paying families. Remember how you told me, "Only the richest of the rich will be affected"? Well guess what, honey? Because we own a business, your grandmother and I are now considered to be the richest of the rich. On paper, it might look that way, but in the real world, we are far from it. As you said while campaigning for Obama, some people will have to carry more of the burden so all of America can prosper. You understand what that means, right? It means that raising taxes on productive people results in them having less money; less money for everything, including granddaughters. I'm sorry, Ashley, but the well has run dry. The free lunches are over. I have no money to give you now. So, congratulations on your choice for "change." For future reference, I encourage you to try to add up the total value of the gifts and cash you have received from us, just since you went off to college, and compare it to what you expect to get from Mr. Obama over the next 4-8 years. I have not kept track of it, Ashley. It has all truly been the gift of our hearts. Remember, we love you dearly....but from now on you'll need to call the number mentioned above. Your "Savior" has the money we would have given to you. Just try and get it from him. Good luck, sweetheart. Love, Grandpa
  3. Double L

    Project:

    I kinda like it myself.
  4. I got to ask how old is Nikki, just out of curiosity ya know. That was funny Rob, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
  5. Double L

    Canned

    I hear ya about the inspections. Come CSA 2010 drivers are gonna have to get their crap together cause whatever violations they get will go against them and will hurt their career big time. Also the companies will be held liable as well.
  6. Double L

    Canned

    That sucks, did the economy cause you to lose your job?
  7. Yeah man them Pittsburgh Power boys sure know what they are doing. I think there was a Mack Superliner that is used in the tractor pulls was modified by Pittsburgh Power.
  8. Oh Lawd I think someone needs a little bit of therapy or another Mack project to work on. I'd had to see you on How To Catch a Predator Mike! I'm just messing with ya!
  9. Double L

    Oh No!

    I wonder how many of these new driver's would want to drive that thing around for 2-4 weeks at time. Where do I sign up to take it on the road for 2-4 weeks?
  10. Naw your too good of a man to be stuck with that crappy job of coffee maker.
  11. Double L

    Oh No!

    Hey Tom is that GMC Crackerbox an old Roadway unit?
  12. Double L

    Oh No!

    I just busted a kidney from laughing so hard Tom.
  13. As far as I know you have to have a 2007 and newer truck by 2014 I believe. Hell at the costs it costs to retrofit an older truck with this crap around $30,000 I believe you can have a newer truck. They get ya coming and they get ya going.
  14. In most cases most fleets are not even upgrading at all which hell I don't blame them.
  15. I never said I wouldn't do manual labor, but hell if you ask me any job these days is considered manual labor. Even an office job is manual labor because you got to type on a keyboard to produce documents and someone has to be the coffee slave. I couldn't do an office job, I don't want to deal with gossip that ain't my thing. Everyone tells me they see me in a suit and tie, yeah in a suit and tie owning my own business is the only way I see myself in an office type job.
  16. I don't understand how they can outlaw something that there is a huge supply of. Not everyone can afford to upgrade to a new emission truck. But the Government doesn't care at all!
  17. I never was much to do manual labor but if it needs to be done I'll do it.
  18. Honestly who cares about resale value really? Most owner's keep their trucks for a million miles then some and they run just as great as fleets who upgrade every 500,000 miles. I don't see the point in selling trucks every 500,000 miles and buying new ones. Oh wait dang it I forgot they don't want to own them after the warranty expires on them.
  19. My point exactly and the same with pick up trucks. Mine may not get the best gas mileage in the world but neither will a 2009. Wow a whopping 25 mpg which is an estimate. By the time you figure in driving style, how much weight you put on it or what you two on a daily basis you'll round out to about 15 mpg so your not really saving any money. Like you said the only difference is your making a payment on it every month and not really seeing a savings. I noticed that with new trucks is there seems to be so many problems with them mainly engines/emission control crap that no wonder why so many guys are going out of business. Blame California and their over regulated emissions crap.
  20. I thought I was the only one that hated that crap! There are quite a few those lievertisments on tv too.
  21. I'd rather work for Rob any day, he seems like an honest guy. I would like to see more that type of punishment as well, you know how many chain gang labor camps there would be? I'm sure it would make them welfare recipients who refuse to work get off their ass quickly.
  22. Look at this way Rob if it's a boy you can teach him a history lesson about Mack's and how to run a business.
  23. Yeah Underdog you would think with all the advances in technology trucks would be getting over 10 mpg right and same with cars you would think they would be getting 50-60 mpg. Oh wait that would cause the oil companies to lose money. So all this talk about fuel efficiency is a complete bunch of BS.
  24. I hear that man, I rather work on the older stuff than any of this new stuff they got out. I look at it like this if you can work on the old stuff then you can say you worked on a piece of history. I'm glad I rode in Mack Superliner's, R model's, CH's, and even Vision's cause I got a chance to ride in history and never even knew it when I was younger. So when the Superliner's and R model's are gone I can tell my kids yup I rode in a piece of history.
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