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Double L

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  1. That Ford LTL9000 has Rowdy written all over it but I wouldn't that for one it's a Ford and two if I remember right Ford heavy duty trucks were plaqued with electrical problems.
  2. The general public fails to realize big trucks can go faster on snow and ice because of the weight of the truck "crushes" it all up and adds traction. Some people have are stupid when it comes to being around big trucks it's funny but also sad because they don't realize what they are doing is putting their lives on the line.
  3. For crying out loud people, driving 50-55 isn't driving slower in the snow. I don't get why people are always in a such a damn hurry to get no where and then a few miles up the road you see the speeding vehicle in a ditch as you go by you laugh at them for their stupidity. I guess people never heard of black ice before. I don't see why people are so scared to drive in the snow, I love it! All you got to do is go slow and take your time and it's not so bad at all. But I guess people are such in a hurry they will drive fast even though the road is clear and then they wreck because they hit a patch of black ice. People even seem to drive fast when the roads are covered in ice and snow. I just don't get people anymore! I guess that me first mentality will cause someone to have a wreck if they don't get there in record time, but then again they provide me with entertainment when they end up in the ditch.
  4. No no Lawrence just Larry and no she wouldn't ground me she is just worried about me getting into an accident because of other morons on the road ya know.
  5. Well I'll be, I thought I was the only one. The first real snow we got I accidentally did a 360 while leaving the house. Later on the day I was getting her sideways. My mom doesn't like me driving in the snow...Party pooper.
  6. Yeah but it's NOT man made "climate change", besides the data was manipulated to support their false claims. I wouldn't mind being in Australia myself.
  7. It's that global warming Al Liar Gore has been telling us about.
  8. I agree with ya on that hatcity no doubt. I'm not a hero or nothing like that hell technically I'm a uncle tom coon sell out because I expect stuff to be handed to me. I know I have to earn whatever it is I want/need. I hate the n word myself with a passion I really do. It's not so much black from black but also every other race think they can use the n word as a term of endearment especially my generation. They always quoting rap songs and using the n word on Facebook. It's a pet peeve and major annoyance of mine it really is. I could really go on about this but I won't. No need to apologize for the rant Hatcity I know how ya feel.
  9. I'm the exception to that!
  10. I forgot some of y'all can't read ebonics. Don't feel bad I can't read or understand ebonics myself, but I can read and understand that southern redneck dialect just fine and dandy.
  11. Who you callin' a Northerner? I knew it would be a cold and wet winter, if it doesn't snow it rains. For the past couple days I couldn't whip it out the winda to fertilize the ground.
  12. It's suppose to be down to near zero last I heard, I don't want to see poor Rowdy frozen solid working on the dog.
  13. Cheaper ISN'T always BETTER!
  14. Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood, everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good. We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck, dat Obama gunna brang us our checks. All of da family, was layin' on da flo', my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho. Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law". I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see, I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me. But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!" Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats. Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white, but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight. Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came, and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name. On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who, On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too. Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street, I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet? Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do', an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch..he don did dis befo!" He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck? Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck. But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit. He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit. Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew, I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too! He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch, and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch. So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git, 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!
  15. Someone needs to go back to grahmer skewl. They make us rednecks look smart!
  16. If you see injustice, STAND UP If something needs to be said, SPEAK UP If you make an appointment, SHOW UP If you make a mistake, FESS UP If you’re overstepping, BACK UP If you get behind, CATCH UP If they knock you down, GET UP If you’re out of line, STRAIGHTEN UP When your boss instructs, KEEP UP When your elders speak, LISTEN UP When your teachers teach, SIT UP When your preachers preach, WAKE UP When your country calls, MAN UP Ladies too... WOMAN UP When the fight is over, MAKE UP If you’re being hard, EASE UP If your heart is closed, OPEN UP If you want to buy something, SAVE UP-- It’s not an entitlement, so SHUT UP! If you make a mess, CLEAN IT UP If you drop trash, PICK IT UP If a car is waiting for you to walk across the street, SPEED IT UP If you’re cold busted, GIVE IT UP If people fall down, HELP THEM UP-- Not the government, YOU STEP UP If idiots start fighting, BREAK IT UP If the music is wholesome, TURN IT UP If the message is poisonous, THROW IT UP If your words are vulgar, CLAM IT UP If your words encourage, KEEP IT UP If your pants are baggy, PULL THEM UP If the belt’s too loose, CINCH IT UP If your fly is down, ZIP IT UP If you’re dressed half naked, COVER IT UP If you can’t afford stuff, PASS IT UP-- No “bailouts” folks, PONY UP If you made a promise, you BACK IT UP And you can take your whining and PACK IT UP It’s called personal responsibility, so TAKE IT UP This country was founded on it, you can LOOK IT UP It’s the American way people, so TURN IT UP Because when life gets boring, you SHAKE IT UP When life is good, you SOAK IT UP When life’s unfair, you SUCK IT UP When life is funny, you can YUCK IT UP When life is sad, just LOOK STRAIGHT UP And life’s too short people, so LIVE IT UP!
  17. I never been around dump trucks and that side of trucking much. Been around tanker fleets for the most part.
  18. I never heard of greasing a truck every other weekend. I always thought most people greased their truck every pm/service. Thank the Lord I'm no where near close to Rowdy, he'd probably make me his grease monkey slave.
  19. I figured a lot of small fleets would be loyal Mack owners.
  20. I remember Roadway running those old Ford COE's even seen them still working a few years ago before they merged with Yellow. Speaking of Roadway I wouldn't be surprised they become the next LTL union carrier to go out of business. I can't believe they are still hanging in there.
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