Green Dash Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 The 4-H newsletter is gonna have a prom special.On the cover is Ben with a ham hock in each hand.Other pics will show Amber,eyes closed loving it as ben griiiinds onYou must be the guy that writes them phony "Dear Penthouse" letters.Mmmmmm....ham hocks....I...uh...I'll be right back. Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Hell everybody wants to smell his fingers hell why get the finger stinky when he can go for the hang down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Hell everybody wants to smell his fingers hell why get the finger stinky when he can go for the hang downWell the general practice is that if the finger don't smell good, you sure as hell don't want to stick anything else where that finger has been.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 You must be the guy that writes them phony "Dear Penthouse" letters.Mmmmmm....ham hocks....I...uh...I'll be right back.Hey, I went to a small community college at an undiclosed location somewhere in the midwest and stopped in the 24 hr. mini mart regularly to get a pack of non-filtered camels and ended up in the back room banging the hot cashier girl- so what's yer point?..By the way, what's this "Penthouse" of which you speak? 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Hey, I went to a small community college at an undiclosed location somewhere in the midwest and stopped in the 24 hr. mini mart regularly to get a pack of non-filtered camels and ended up in the back room banging the hot cashier-what's yer point? You left a mess and the janitor charged us double. The story was pretty good tho. By the way, the cashier? said you're kinda "small"?? What's up with that?Rob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 You must be the guy that writes them phony "Dear Penthouse" letters."Our normal baby sitter was sick one night that we needed her, she apologized and asked if we would mind if her older sister could watch our kids instead..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Hey, I went to a small community college at an undiclosed location somewhere in the midwest and stopped in the 24 hr. mini mart regularly to get a pack of non-filtered camels and ended up in the back room banging the hot cashier girl- so what's yer point?..By the way, what's this "Penthouse" of which you speak?Yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's a Tech School in the southwest, sometimes the cigarettes are Chesterfield's, but I've heard that story a hundred times. It seems you are quite knowledged-able of the social medium of which I do speaketh of per se without reservations hereforth. Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 "Our normal baby sitter was sick one night that we needed her, she apologized and asked if we would mind if her older sister could watch our kids instead..."Dammit, I'm already spent. Gotta learn to read slower, this gettin' old sucks. Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 "And then i wheeled the Mack over to the shoulder behind a broken down bus full of naked cheerleaders"............................................................ 1 Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 "And then i wheeled the Mack over to the shoulder behind a broken down bus full of naked cheerleaders"............................................................"After hanging my pants on the dressing room door, I heard a knock...It was the buxum and voluptuous sales clerk that gave me the key, she asked if I needed any "help", before I could answer she..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 She's such a nice girl to do that for Amber!Yea. The more I think about it, I'm really glad she did it, because I would have felt bad for Amber if she didn't. Most of the girls in 4-H are really nice like that. Some of them do have really good dancing skills though.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 pretty good rundown,,,on your special night,,,dont think any of them turn out like you see in the movies...lol.bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 You left a mess and the janitor charged us double. The story was pretty good tho.By the way, the cashier? said you're kinda "small"?? What's up with that?Robthat's true, i'm only 5' 4", weigh about 120. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 that's true, i'm only 5' 4", weigh about 120.Which leg did you weigh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 that's true, i'm only 5' 4", weigh about 120.I'm glad you cleared that up as you had me worried there for a bit.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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