Before we can allow you to take the oath of sin I mean admission, there are several questions you must first answer. 1. Do you feel that any 2-stroke Detroit is the anti-christ, has no place among mortal men, and should be immediately melted down into a pool of venomous molten metal and dumped into the Mariana Trench (Western Pacific Ocean) the deepest point on the earth.......Or do you feel that any oils leftover (not inside the crankcases mind you, the oils that leaked out and blew all over the works of lucifer himself) would pollute the ocean and that perhaps launching the slag into outer space for an eternity of banishment as it travels into the farthest reaches of the depths of the galaxy would be a better solution for the slag??/ **OR** do you feel that any intelligent life in said farthest reaches of the depths of the galaxy would take this as a sign of aggression and an overture of war on behalf of the citizens of the planet earth, who would then launch an immediate pre-emptive strike and destroy mankind as we know it? 2. Do you appreciate old firetrucks, F.W.D. brand vehicles, Waukesha gas engines, and rubber chickens? 3. Do you own a kilt?