Packer Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Michigan . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a beautiful girl from Wyoming . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye ... enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasherPacker Quote Keep a clutchin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I have the sneaking suspicion that he married the wrong girl.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanscottbuilders Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 That's the way it is at my house.And, I've never been there, but....That's the way it is at Rob's house too,even if he doesn't want to admit it!!Paul VS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Paul,We knew that already. It just seems to come out of a guy when he's been married long. LOL............ Some of you make single life past 50 sound even better and better. I can go home at night and the house is quite and peaceful. Me and the Ole Mack. ......... the life of Riley.Thanks for making me feel better! mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LocomotiveBreath Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I work with a guy that swears he runs his house. He runs the vacuum, the dishwasher, the dryer, etc. etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costalotta Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I'm the boss in my house, I wear the pants in my house and I'm the king of my castle ....... and I've got my wife's permission to say so !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 "Gotta Love Wyoming Woman!" Yeah-if you know what's good for you,you will... Speed Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Paul,We knew that already. It just seems to come out of a guy when he's been married long. LOL............ Some of you make single life past 50 sound even better and better. I can go home at night and the house is quite and peaceful. Me and the Ole Mack. ......... the life of Riley.Thanks for making me feel better! mike And the doesn't eat anything when she's not working!!! Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I'm the dumb one...my g/f offers to clean my house(won't let her), offered to buy a motor for the Mack(won't let her), offers to help with race car(haven't let her).Never said I was a fart smeller..............I mean smart fellar.............. Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Dude-you gotta quit bein' so selfish!! If doin' that stuff makes her happy,you should give her those little pleasures... Speed Besides-ya don't want her to be behind yer back,cleanin' and buyin' Mack motors fer some other guy! Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Dude-you gotta quit bein' so selfish!! If doin' that stuff makes her happy,you should give her those little pleasures... Speed Besides-ya don't want her to be behind yer back,cleanin' and buyin' Mack motors fer some other guy! excellent point Speed Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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