Popular Post Lmackattack Posted May 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2017 Secret decoder for any car,truck or motorcycle for sale ad "by owner".... sneaky dealer "have not tried to start it".... it wouldn't start no matter how hard I tried "ran good when I parked it".... it died "can be made street legal" ..... it can't be made street legal "have not ridden it much"..... owes years of DMV fees "out if the DMV computer".... owes years of DMV fees "bill of sale only" .... stolen "classic" .... junk "collectible".... junk "vintage" ..... old junk "restoration candidate".... rusty "project" .... time suck "mechanic's special" .... money suck "import".... parts orphan "rare" .... was never popular "street fighter".... fairing destroyed in a crash "previous owner dropped it"..... I dropped it "must sell"..... will never be sold at the laughable price I am asking "testing the waters".... hoping to find a bigger fool "don't waste my time".... but allow me to waste yours "serious buyers only".... one joker at a time "Nevada tags".... not legal in California "many new parts".... JC Whitney "head turner".... missing muffler baffles "will trade for '67 Corvette, Shelby Cobra or '80's 911 Turbo"..... I smoke meth 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 thats hillarious.... i renember driving 50 miles one time to look at a 55 ford classic way back in 1974 only wanted 100 bucks but the rockers were both completely gone and the engine smoked i walked off after like 5 minutes and he was begging me to buy it...i kept on walking.lol....first thing that came to mind when i was reading this.....im sure thats happened to most of us....bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57 bcr Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 LOL! Seen something similar in a newsletter once. Some other terms used were: "Military Model"......used for target practice and "Clear title"....for something else. Two others that came to mind. Al 1 Quote IF YOU BOUGHT IT, A TRUCK BROUGHT IT..AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT, A TRUCK WILL HAUL IT AWAY!!! Big John Trimble,WRVA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Underdog Posted May 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2017 Drove 6 hours one time to look at a Mack CL tractor, advertised in truck paper looked good in the picture... Call the dealer(who shall remain nameless... That would start a fire storm on this page) salesman told me the truck was mint like new condition. When I got there a five year old truck entire front end headlights bumper and paint was entirely sandblasted from following to close (driven like it was stolen) and the dashboard was cracked from top to bottom through the center console...htf does that even happen??? The salesman told me I was just being too picky and maybe I should buy a new truck. That's exactly what I ended up doing but not from him LOLSent from my XT1254 using Tapatalk 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hobert62 Posted May 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2017 When I was about 10 I rode with my dad almost to the Ohio line across 80 to look at a truck. We got about 50 yards away and I said "dad I think we waisted our time". We had a good breakfast though, and still joke about it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyT Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 How about "no tire kickers" Tires are so old if you kicked them they'd blow out! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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