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NAH "YAH CANT FOOOOOOOKIN LOOSE" LOL I wondered what I had been doing wrong for all these years just what I need a good laugh in the morning about to run out and jump on the tractor I cant loose "Sugar it grows in canes cut it off and theres me sugar and it comes out of the the fooooking ground"

Paul

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doggone it my alarm clock is malfunctioning (no roosters) just weaned calves and they wont shut up for at least two more days sure glad I live right next to my work!

you know when we milked cows they told us if the poddys keep you awake at night you havent worked hard enough LOL how them poddy calfs got out and back to their mums some nights I'll never know

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I just don't understand this, I've planted a dozen and a half sheep and never grew any lambs in the field...must be bad soil.

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Great ironic commentary, eh? I've encountered so many wide-eyed eager-beaver farmer wanna-be's in the last ten years. They're just so sure its soooo easy. "And what a lovely lifestyle!!!"

Young couple came to watch me milk one night. It went well. The woman said when I was cleaning up, "That's it?!" Wasn't enough butter in the world to cover my eye rolls.

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Fun is what they fine you for!

My name is Bob Buckman sir,. . . and I hate truckers.

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Paul you cant plant them DEAD ONES they wont grow !......lol

But its a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD IDEA TO PLANT LIVE ONES IF YOU HAVE NEIGHBORS!

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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