Popular Post 1958 F.W.D. Posted March 24, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2015 The BMT Truckstop had another asshole errrr ahhh I mean another distinguished visitor today. NoClueJoe stopped by. First we took the F.W.D. out for a spin (it's first time out since before xmas.....) and I had a momentary lapse of judgement and let him drive. After that I am convinced he really does have no clue. Then we fed him dinner. SWMBO said not to, something about ferals that keep coming back if you feed them. 8 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearhead204 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 was this a alchol induced lack of judgement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Did he let ya drive his Coronado? It has a Detroit in it! 1 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j hancock Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I put a positive review on Yelp.com so business should be picking up soon.Do you have any Grey Poupon? 2 Quote JimIt doesn't cost anything to pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Green Dash Posted March 24, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2015 The story I heard of what actually took place differs somewhat.It seems Joe exited I-78 at Rt 61 and got lost trying to find Cabela's. After driving for a while he came upon a sign that read "Welcome to Hellertown, Home of the Detroit Diesel Fan Club". He then stopped by the firehouse where he was not only able to get directions back to the "big road", but was also invited to stay for dinner.Halfway through his plate of mushrooms, he noticed that the chief was actually a pregnant sheep with human hands. On one hand was a ring with the letters "I.B. of T." on it. He was also wearing a T-shirt that read " Missing for 40 years and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt". Trying to make sense of all this he turned to the membership only to see that they were munchkins and wearing helmets made of tin foil. When the chief would address them, he referred to them not by name but by size and seemed concerned about what would happen if he made another trip to Disneyworld.Here's where it gets weird. After dinner, he was forced to drive the fire truck around town, kidnapping redheaded women and denouncing the use of a two-stroke engine in medium and heavy duty truck applications.Joe was finally able to escape. Now, several hours later, he still has difficulty discussing his ordeal. When asked about it, his only reply is "Truckin', what a loooong strange trip it's been". 10 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 1958 F.W.D. Posted March 24, 2015 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2015 For the record: I just spat my iced tea all over the screen. Four stroke Detroits are acceptable. What I learned to wrench on when I was an apprentice wrench turner at Jevic many, many years ago. "The Plumbing" has been turned off. If SWMBO gets that 9-month disease again, someone has some 'splainin to do.....either her or the plumber. Kidnapping is such a harsh word. Besides when you slip them enough rufies, they do whatever you want them to. 3 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j hancock Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Silly boy.....drinking a non alcoholic beverage while viewing BMT. What were you thinking? 1 Quote JimIt doesn't cost anything to pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 The story I heard of what actually took place differs somewhat.It seems Joe exited I-78 at Rt 61 and got lost trying to find Cabela's. After driving for a while he came upon a sign that read "Welcome to Hellertown, Home of the Detroit Diesel Fan Club". He then stopped by the firehouse where he was not only able to get directions back to the "big road", but was also invited to stay for dinner.Halfway through his plate of mushrooms, he noticed that the chief was actually a pregnant sheep with human hands. On one hand was a ring with the letters "I.B. of T." on it. He was also wearing a T-shirt that read " Missing for 40 years and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt". Trying to make sense of all this he turned to the membership only to see that they were munchkins and wearing helmets made of tin foil. When the chief would address them, he referred to them not by name but by size and seemed concerned about what would happen if he made another trip to Disneyworld.Here's where it gets weird. After dinner, he was forced to drive the fire truck around town, kidnapping redheaded women and denouncing the use of a two-stroke engine in medium and heavy duty truck applications.Joe was finally able to escape. Now, several hours later, he still has difficulty discussing his ordeal. When asked about it, his only reply is "Truckin', what a loooong strange trip it's been".That was some funny shit right there.For the record: I just spat my iced tea all over the screen. Four stroke Detroits are acceptable. What I learned to wrench on when I was an apprentice wrench turner at Jevic many, many years ago. "The Plumbing" has been turned off. If SWMBO gets that 9-month disease again, someone has some 'splainin to do.....either her or the plumber. Kidnapping is such a harsh word. Besides when you slip them enough rufies, they do whatever you want them to. No doubt about that.The BMT Truckstop had another asshole errrr ahhh I mean another distinguished visitor today. NoClueJoe stopped by. First we took the F.W.D. out for a spin (it's first time out since before xmas.....) and I had a momentary lapse of judgement and let him drive. After that I am convinced he really does have no clue. Then we fed him dinner. SWMBO said not to, something about ferals that keep coming back if you feed them. noclue1.jpgnoclue2.jpgnoclue3.jpgHe had some help. I supplied the number and it went down hill from there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 He had some help. I supplied the number and it went down hill from thereOh, so I have you to blame errrr ahhh I mean to thank for the new friend??? 1 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 That was some funny shit right there.No doubt about that.He had some help. I supplied the number and it went down hill from thereThat makes you an accessory prior to the fact. 1 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Yeah man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 1958 F.W.D. Posted March 25, 2015 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 25, 2015 I only let slpwlkr LOOK at the F.W.D. He wasn't even allowed to sit in the driver seat and make "WOOO WOOO" noises. 5 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j hancock Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 He remembers that and is plotting his revenge right now. 1 Quote JimIt doesn't cost anything to pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I only let slpwlkr LOOK at the F.W.D. He wasn't even allowed to sit in the driver seat and make "WOOO WOOO" noises. Randy & Randy 11.06.2013.jpegMe in my fatter days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I only let slpwlkr LOOK at the F.W.D. He wasn't even allowed to sit in the driver seat and make "WOOO WOOO" noises. Randy & Randy 11.06.2013.jpegWOOO WOOO noises are ok, but if that guy on the left asks you to squeal like a pig, RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!! 2 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted March 25, 2015 Author Share Posted March 25, 2015 WOOO WOOO noises are ok, but if that guy on the left asks you to squeal like a pig, RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!You got some perty lips, Boy........ 1 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ws721 Posted March 25, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 25, 2015 Ive never been part of the "IN CROWD" here on BMT and after reading this im thankful. WOW. I truck down Rt 61 a fair amount in the spring and summer, ill be keeping my doors locked form now on 6 Quote Remember if it's got a hood it's no good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted March 25, 2015 Author Share Posted March 25, 2015 ws721 if you hear banjo music.......keep trucking, don't stop. 2 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Green Dash Posted March 25, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 25, 2015 I spoke to Joe and he thinks it was not the mushrooms but the oil they were cooked in that caused him to hallucinate. He said the oil was black and was stored in an unusual looking pale green container. He thinks the container was once owned by a very large restaurant because there were several outlets on it from which the oil could be dispensed. I told him I don't think he was hallucinating. 6 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Ive never been part of the "IN CROWD" here on BMT and after reading this im thankful. WOW. I truck down Rt 61 a fair amount in the spring and summer, ill be keeping my doors locked form now onThe best advice I can give is that when travelling through the area Remain Seated At All Times! 2 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearhead204 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 not only remain seated ..... but keep your mouth shut!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 While we are in the gutter....Yardo - Do you employ NITs at the Truckstop? 2 Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ws721 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 ws721 if you hear banjo music.......keep trucking, don't stop. LOL. Im sure there is a good explanation. I hope 1 Quote Remember if it's got a hood it's no good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearhead204 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yes keep driving! i've never heard banjo music at the T.K. so i doubt if the NIT's listen to it. However Steve Martin and the boys from deliverance do! and you must ask yourself would Steve Martin be in Hellertown?????....... just saying! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog man Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Hell im surpised Joe didnt supply the Banjo Music Quote You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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