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*When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give

them this list.

 They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...*

 1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on

a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gal lon

of gas at 15% isn't.

 2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better

job of spending the money I earn than I would.

 3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.

 4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,

and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from

murderers and thieves.

 5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us

if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will

melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies

being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to

free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat b ecause I believe that business should not be

allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and

give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the

Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite

the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would

never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions

to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it

might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most

wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

 12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,

it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so

many others her age, she considered herself to be a very Liberal

Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of

higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words,

redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch

conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that

she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she

felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to

keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher

taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The

self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the

truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how

she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and

let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was

taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which

left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She

didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many

college friends, because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked , 'How is your friend Audrey

doing?' She replied, ' Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are

easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She Is

so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited

to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for

classes because she's too hung over.'

Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's

office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your

friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA, and

certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.' The

daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired

back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really

hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard

work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played

while I worked my tail off!'

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to The

conservative party.' If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between conservative and Liberal I'm all ears.

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on,

this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for

everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have

a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended

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A-men brothers. I feel that way about my life but I have a few young liberals at work that just don't want to hear facts in an argument.

Yep. Facts always seem to get in the way of a good discussion/argument

Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian

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2 Great posts....AMEN! Paul

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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A-men brothers. I feel that way about my life but I have a few young liberals at work that just don't want to hear facts in an argument.

And that my friend is the one single common trait among each and every communist.....errr ahhh I mean Liberal in this country- They hate it when you torpedo the argument with FACT and LOGIC.

TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS

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A-men brothers. I feel that way about my life but I have a few young liberals at work that just don't want to hear facts in an argument.

What is it they say about some people: When someone keeps doing the same thing over an over again an again with the same negative results??? what do we call them again??? liberals?? Obama??? stimulus package??? Cap an trade???? Obama care??? Nancy Bologna...NO....NO...now I remember!!!! It's STUPID they call it being STUPID!!!!

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