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Fall Classes for Women at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By March 25, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM

Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 12 Weeks, Saturday and Sunday for 6 hours beginning at 12:00 PM

Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right! *Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

And my favorite

Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

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Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

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WHOA there fella.

By looking at that schedule, it seems that one would be spending ALOT of time at class

and NOT in the kitchen.

Who's gonna make me ma sammich? And fetch me a beer, and feed the dogs, laundry?

This could give them the idea that they have some freedom. Next, they will be watchin that Opah girl and gettin other dumb ideas.

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Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian

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We can start a fishing club. Not knowing how to fish is not important, we will learn how.

Our first meeting should be Off Shore Fishing. Meeting at Solid Gold, West Palm Beach. Next day, we charter a nice boat to take us out and catch us something.

Meet at T's Lounge for discussion of strategy and tactics utilized, and set schedule for next month meeting

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Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian

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We can start a fishing club. Not knowing how to fish is not important, we will learn how.

Our first meeting should be Off Shore Fishing. Meeting at Solid Gold, West Palm Beach. Next day, we charter a nice boat to take us out and catch us something.

Meet at T's Lounge for discussion of strategy and tactics utilized, and set schedule for next month meeting

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Im In!!!!!! randyp

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What is worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that doesn't listen. :thumb:

Sorta like "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes"?

Nothin she ain't been told twice already.

Rob

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We can start a fishing club. Not knowing how to fish is not important, we will learn how.

Our first meeting should be Off Shore Fishing. Meeting at Solid Gold, West Palm Beach. Next day, we charter a nice boat to take us out and catch us something.

Meet at T's Lounge for discussion of strategy and tactics utilized, and set schedule for next month meeting

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I want to go get a hotdog at Boca beach. She sure knows how to sell a hotdog!

Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999.

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And I thought Rob was at some Radar Meetings all week.

mike

It was discovered I was so smart they asked me to leave after only one day.

Rob

Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

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Screen doors on sub-marinnes are no laughing matter! OSHA wouldn't approve of such a safety violation.

They actually exist.

Rob

Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

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