when i was a kid, back in virginia, it seemed that all jokes were about johnny . . . . so, johnny is sitting in class, listening to the teacher. "so, class, there are four birds sitting on a fence. you shoot one, how many are left?" johnny's hand shoots up, waving back and forth, while he goes "me! me! i know!" the teacher sighs and says "ok, johnny". johnny smiles a huge smile, and says "Zero." the teacher frowns, and says "no, johnny, the answer is three. you have four, lose one, and you have three left." johnny scowls, and says "no, you shoot one, and the others will fly away." the teacher signs, and says "well, johnny, the answer is three, but i like the way you think." johnny sits the rest of the day, arms crossed, with a sour look on his face. the next day brings more of the same, there he sits. in the middle of the day, he raises his hand. the teacher looks at him, sighs, and says "yes, johnny?" "so teacher, there are three women eating ice cream cones. one licks the ice cream, one bites the ice cream, and one bites the bottom off the cone, and sucks the ice cream out. which one is married?" the teacher is stunned, and finally answers "i dunno, the one licking the ice cream?" johnny answers "no, the one with the wedding ring is married, but i like the way you think."