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forget the black powder, just eat you 3 or 4 of those "superdogs". stick an ignitor wire up your ass,and "CONTACT!" Be sure and put one those lil video cameras on your forehead, I wanna see this! randy

heh heh heh heh ,,,,,multiplied by 10,,,,,,RaNdY

The gravel pit has resumed at "full speed, get outta the freaking way, assholes and elbows and dust flying" again, had a lil time this evening to catch up on the latest forum news, looks like all have been humming along, including Rob. keep up the good work,,,Randy

Well, I never feed my dog "hot dogs", but sometimes I look outside and hes scooting around on the grass dragging his asshole, never figured out why he does that. I began to suspect it may be some form of "dog masturbation", because he acts like it feels good while hes doing it. Rob, heh heh,,you didnt get a "nut" sliding down that embankment, did you? Therapist Randy

ten-four on pics mackmann, I can do video if can figure out how to get it on here, probably gonna have to hire other dog to train me or be my video assistant, he aint nuttin but a "whiz" with this shit,,,,randy

Yo Hatcity, u know it be me busting "nines" in they asses, cause i be da dude holding mah nine sideways brother,,thas the only way to shoot akratet,,,uh,,akerate,,,uh,,,hell man , hit they asses with a sideways nine,,roll on the brother,,,,randy

Will do mackmann, that was "sweet" other dog, I could even hear that lil sweet spot, expertly done "click" when you shifted and all fell into place. Good Job! Randy

Yeah, theres 3 or 4 of those running round here, I mean bouncing round here, that has to be the dumbest looking shit I have ever seen. They generally like to have the music going wide open too, and I do mean it is loud too. I was getting gas one day and one of those idiots bounced in to get gas, killed his engine, left stereo on wide open. Hell, it was rattling windows on store, manager came out and told him to turn it off, he said "eff you", he would get his gas somewhere else. That was every other word on the song he was playing too, The manager went in to call cops and he took off, but I saw they had him stopped bout an hourr later. They have a stereo ordinance here in city, dont seem to help much. They have a jake brake ordinance too, just hope they never get a "61 bellering Klller B " ordinance, may have to call rhasler to bail me,,,,randy

heh heh heh good gawd aw mighty dam other dog, you aint nuttin but creative with a dam computer! What the hell are you doing driving a truck anyway, oughta have your own online ad company. Well, hell, our luck, they gonna plug leak in gulf anyway and there goes the business, right down the toilet. (if its robs toilet, may take a while to fill it up). I do trust also that was a MACK tank I saw in pic earlier. Ex-CEO turned gravel pit whore randy

Hope you have the happiest of birthdays Mr. T ,,,randy

congratulations, now get that dern camera out and I wanna see some dern pictures,,,randy

Good job on the tractor rowdy, I like old things like that, actually even like them better when much older, I even like the kind you wrap the starter rope around and give it a good yank. I remember as a kid, pushing old mower down street, gas jug (glass gallon jug, believe it or not) and starter rope hanging from my belt. Its goood you still got it in family and got it running, good luck and have fun with it,,,Randy (ease over there in that cornfield and mail me some that corn)

Yes, on all of your statements Rowdy,,,Mack Rules, he was a young chowderheaded, moronic, inexperienced, asshole, idiot,,,I am an just an old experienced idiot,,Geriatric Randy

I am speechless that you would do something so nice for us, so speechless, im kinda dizzy over it. Maybe all the blood has gone to my head (the one on my shoulders) heh heh. randy

yeah hatcity, I got several things today, the worst to assemble came from Lowes, a simple looking lawn swing with canopy. I got my handy dandy pneumatic grease gun, and to be brutally honest with you, when I ordered it, I had no plans to stick hose in my eye, ear, or ass. I really needed to be told that! Randy

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Dear Manufacturers and purveyors to consumers, Please take note that when I order a product from you, I do not need a 2 inch thick instruction manual, or a manual that you can turn over and upside down to view different languages and dialects. I pay for your products in American money and I only require american (English language) instructions. I would also like to introduce you to a concept known as "Proofreading". Webster defines it as "To read and correct,(printers proofs). This is most preferably done after initial print, its proofread, mistakes corrected, then you can take off with your gazillion copies, and guess what, they will all be identical and grammatically correct! This proofreading concept is best done by someone schooled well in the english language, preferably an english major. The best quality proofreading does not come from someone in Botswana working at the rate of 12 cents a day, and does not even speak the english language. I really mention the possibility of all this so maybe a lighter instruction or assembly manual might possibly lower shipping costs. I have one more item to mention, while you are on the company jet on your way to your swiss "chalet", I retract that, this should be part of proofreading also, but anyway, please make sure when instructions say "insert bolt A into slot C, see Fig. 6, there definitely needs to be a Fig.6 and also aforementioned slots. Maybe while you are on company jet to Switzerland (possibly to deposit cash), why dont you just take a sample of your product, with included instructions, and try to assemble that Son of a Bitch yourself? If you look in the index of manual for 10 or 15 minutes, you might find your language. Thank you for your time, I feel much better now. Dumb Gravel Pit Hillbilly Randy

We have the "sleeper" tapes, so dont try to weasel your way out of this. We also have written evidence of you on a quote saying you were only one getting fingerprints on furniture,,,uh huh,,watcha got to say now Mr. Man? However, if you are willing to set me up with some of your "personal assistants" we may be able to sweep this under the rug.. Prosecutor Randy (backed by henchman rhasler)

yeah locomotive, I live bout 30 miles from Marshall and we aint even bashful round here,,,randy

Raining again here today, no gravel pit,posed to rain tommorrow and next day too. Hope my Northern Tools toys come today or am gonna get bored. randy

MEMO--Personal assistant Rhasler--Lets keep a watchful eye on Mark, hes very valuable on Board of Directors, however, i feel he may have lost true path of our new innovative company. Limit his company credit card, require receipts, bug his home, the company washroom, truck sleeping berth, (we may have to censor some of the sleeping berth stuff, or blackmail him with it later). Unlike us, Im not sure if his true intentions are to cure world hunger, prevent disease, improve living conditions in third world countries, and find Osama Bin Laden. I think he may be in this for the money, Eat this memo when read, make sure its still not readable in case Rob finds it in toilet. Petroleum Visionary Randy

Green Giant and Hatcity, most of the stupid shit ive done has made history round here, heh heh,,so I guess I really cant blame her. I have a waterline story I could launch into, but we wont go there, makes me have flashbacks and nightmares,,LOL,,,Recovering stupid stunt expert Randy

Mark, from the looks of the ones hair on the far right, must be Rob, kinda looks like its kinda been plunged before. nyuk,,nyuk,nyuk,,,,Nobel Prize Recipient Randy

Sell to power companies, foot, we will be the power companies! Future Oil Magnate Randy