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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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I realise Texas ia a large state, but I'm still going to assume Randy had something to do with this.

Rumor at the Pork Store is it has something to do with his last giant boar attack...

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Years ago, one very cold wintry night, low 20s, working night shift in strip mine, driving giant Cat gazillion ton belly dump coal hauler, rounded a long sloping curve, (with my shitty lights of course), engine wide open, fm radio blasting ZZ Top wide open, heater on full blast, when what should appear in my shitty lights?!!? Yes lads, it was a whole herd of them pork rascals milling round dead in my sights! Must been bout 20 all massed like they was trying to huddle for heat or sumpin. Well, I just barreled right smack through midst of them, had window cracked a lil, and swear I heard some popping noises as truck and trailer went through them. I dumped at crusher and headed back and all I seen when I got back was clouds of steam coming off what looked like buncha hairy door mats spread all over haul road. I think I limited out on hog that night, my biggest kill to date. randyp

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Years ago, one very cold wintry night, low 20s, working night shift in strip mine, driving giant Cat gazillion ton belly dump coal hauler, rounded a long sloping curve, (with my shitty lights of course), engine wide open, fm radio blasting ZZ Top wide open, heater on full blast, when what should appear in my shitty lights?!!? Yes lads, it was a whole herd of them pork rascals milling round dead in my sights! Must been bout 20 all massed like they was trying to huddle for heat or sumpin. Well, I just barreled right smack through midst of them, had window cracked a lil, and swear I heard some popping noises as truck and trailer went through them. I dumped at crusher and headed back and all I seen when I got back was clouds of steam coming off what looked like buncha hairy door mats spread all over haul road. I think I limited out on hog that night, my biggest kill to date. randyp

Sounds like a quick way to make bacon!

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Years ago, one very cold wintry night, low 20s, working night shift in strip mine, driving giant Cat gazillion ton belly dump coal hauler, rounded a long sloping curve, (with my shitty lights of course), engine wide open, fm radio blasting ZZ Top wide open, heater on full blast, when what should appear in my shitty lights?!!? Yes lads, it was a whole herd of them pork rascals milling round dead in my sights! Must been bout 20 all massed like they was trying to huddle for heat or sumpin. Well, I just barreled right smack through midst of them, had window cracked a lil, and swear I heard some popping noises as truck and trailer went through them. I dumped at crusher and headed back and all I seen when I got back was clouds of steam coming off what looked like buncha hairy door mats spread all over haul road. I think I limited out on hog that night, my biggest kill to date. randyp

And you wonder why they'e angry at you... :pat:

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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I continue to surprize guys about the country you living - hogs, elks and owls are everywhere!

I used to see cats and dogs only around the roads.

Maybe cows sometimes when cruising village areas.

Никогда не бывает слишком много грузовиков! leversole 11.2012

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