slpwlker Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes .As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said,'You must be in the 5th grade.''No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Did not see that coming. Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rover Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Yep...that was funny. I didn't see it coming either, just snorted coffee out my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Before i retired from the coal mines, they had hired a few new young employees. I went in bathroom after work one day, several were in there washing up and i went over to one of several urinals lined up and started taking care of bidness. The guy in next urinal was new employee, so as i started peeing, i looked over at him and asked him,,"Why is your stream making more noise than my stream?" He just looked confused and said, "I dont know". I said ,,heh heh,,"Yours must have farther to fall than mine, mines almost under water anyway". I dont guess I will ever forget the look on his face. I shoulda not retired and stayed to break them newbies in,,,,randyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclebilly Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yup, if the bathroom is busy, I always saunter up to the low urinal and make a comment along the lines of, 'oh good, a low one or us long guys..., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 When I was in the Navy, the guy next to me said "Damn, this waster is cold" while he was pissing, And I responded, "Yeah, and it's deep too". He then became fondly aware of my appreciation of Richard Pryor, r.i.p.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 "Excuse me while I whip this out".................."Man, I heard you was hung". "And they was right". Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Ats a good un!.................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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