David Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!? Ever wonder why?....................................It's because she smells like a new Truck ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?Ever wonder why?....................................It's because she smells like a new Truck !I thought that was how you made a trucker's palm sweat.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 LOL! How true, now that you've opened my eyes to this phenomenon it all makes sense why I "irrationally" spent all that money on women when I was younger. Probably still would still be irrationally spending my hard earned money except that since I got married I never have seen my check book again. Oh well. Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog man Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 NO Wonder why i love having my Lady friend in my leather trenchcoat . ;-)later Quote You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I smell leather, I think dirty, large, sweaty, hairy, smelly Belgian horses, which has nothing what-so-ever to do with my blushing bride and her wardrobe!We uns was always too pour fer leather interiors in dem truks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?Ever wonder why?....................................It's because she smells like a new Truck !David, no pics for proof? Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Best i could come up with on short notice! but you get the idea!..............................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jaysm35a2 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 It does help a little Mark ,That joke was so funny I told my wife, but changed the last part to Mack truck..I sat in a Titan last month , first Mack I ever climbed in that smelled like a new leather! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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