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The Dead Donkey

Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.

Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road,

they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled

with a big grin on his face.

'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Obama.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best

bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter

made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,

'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.

glenn akers

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The Dead Donkey

Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.

Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road,

they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled

with a big grin on his face.

'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Obama.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best

bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter

made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,

'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.

Thanks Theakerstwo. 315 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR".

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317 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR".................

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You realize the boy has a plan to pave every highway wiyh panels made to be driven on?

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Ah oh, You said "boy".

Oh my...:)

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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I still can't get over that bull&^$#

the President of the USA should bow to no one

Since the 1850's, in thanks for living in a great country, six generations of Backer's went off and did their duty and some got killed to help earn that right - same thing all across this country, then he just gave it away in four years.

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So whats he telling him?What does this mean?

He's saying just be patient with the lip service and rhetoric he gives the American People and the rest of the world until his reelection. Then screw everyone, he can do what ever he wants because he doesn't need to worry about votes. Like turning down the Keystone pipeline now to pander to the enviromentalist while telling the unions to wait until after the election then he can approve it and they have the jobs building it.

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