RowdyRebel Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 So I'm hooked to an empty flatbed when I pull up to the guard shack at a big box home improvement store distribution center to grab my load back towards the house. Guard comes out and asks "You picking up?" Sometimes it is best to just bite your tongue. 1 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 "no, I got this load of....WTF!!!!!! where'd it go?" 2 Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 "Yes, sir. Got a whole load of sailboat fuel for the shipment of new boats coming next week." Here's your sign............. 1 Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyT Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Freightrain, my friend the drag racer from Warren Oh, used to haul oversized tanks,xerces and the like, well he's mt and a Ga DOT officer pulls him over for an inspection,he's been an outlaw his whole life,and his paper work is unreal! No tag on the tractor,drive away tags on the trailer (he's a trucking agent and they did driveways cab and chassis etc) Its pouring rain and the DOT man is exasperated "what do you haul on that thing anyway?" "I'm a snake farmer, and I haul snakes,tie em' down with the yellow straps" long pause... "You s.o.b.! Get the f...k out of here if I ever see you again I'll throw the book at you!"😁 From that day forward his cb handle was "snake farmer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyT Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Rowdy,you should have told him you were delivering the flatbed!lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog13407 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 SOB!, must have stopped at a redlight too long in a bad neighborhood...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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