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Three friends married women from different parts of the U.S.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin,He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning daily. It took a couple of days,but on the third day,he came home to a clean house and all the dishes done and put away.

The second man married a woman from Montana,he gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,cooking,dishes and care for all the livestock. The first day he did'nt see any results,but the next day he saw it was getting better,by the the third day,he saw his house was clean,dishes were done,livestock all fed and watered,and a huge meal was on the table.

The third man married a girl from New Jersey,he ORDERED her to keep the house spotless,dishes washed,lawn mowed,laundry washed and folded and three hot meals on the table per day. He said the first day he did'nt see anything,the second day nothing,but by the third day,some of the swelling had gone down enough that he could see a little out of his left eye,his arm had healed enough that he was able to fix himself a sammich,and load/unload the dishwasher.He still has some difficulty when he pees

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