Rob Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Over the years I've often tried to explain to female friends just how bad the pain is for a man who gets a bad kick or hit in his testicles. It’s a bowel clenching, jaw dropping moment of agony that only another man who has been through it can understand. Funny enough are the responses from female friends which are fairly predictable; something like .."Pain huh, you want to go through childbirth to know what real pain is like". Now, while I appreciate that it probably stings a bit, it’s amazing how so many women a year or so after giving birth declare that it would be lovely to have another baby and add to the family. And yet, I don't know a man on Earth, a year or so after his "event" declaring.. "You know what? I really fancy another good kick in the bollocks".Rob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 thats a good one have never thought about it but most women get some kind of numbing meds for child birth if we got a spinal block we might not mind a kick in the nuts but ive never had one so i dont want another kick ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 In second or third grade my best friend at the time was a girl that lived near me. At recess at school one day every body was wrestling and rough housing in the school yard. We were all claming to be the toughest, strongest, bestest playground wrastlers when my friend Tiffany came over to the group of us. She said her mom showed her how she can stop any boy. Us being friends made me the guinea pig for her presentation. She faced me and grabbed me firmly by the shoulders, jerked me toward her and shoved her knee so far into my groin I thought I would never recover. I got to spend the remainder of the day laying down in the nurses office because I was in agony and woozy. Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 In second or third grade my best friend at the time was a girl that lived near me. At recess at school one day every body was wrestling and rough housing in the school yard. We were all claming to be the toughest, strongest, bestest playground wrastlers when my friend Tiffany came over to the group of us. She said her mom showed her how she can stop any boy. Us being friends made me the guinea pig for her presentation. She faced me and grabbed me firmly by the shoulders, jerked me toward her and shoved her knee so far into my groin I thought I would never recover. I got to spend the remainder of the day laying down in the nurses office because I was in agony and woozy.Did she continue to be your best friend?Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Over the years I've often tried to explain to female friends just how bad the pain is for a man who gets a bad kick or hit in his testicles. It's a bowel clenching, jaw dropping moment of agony that only another man who has been through it can understand. Funny enough are the responses from female friends which are fairly predictable; something like .."Pain huh, you want to go through childbirth to know what real pain is like". Now, while I appreciate that it probably stings a bit, it's amazing how so many women a year or so after giving birth declare that it would be lovely to have another baby and add to the family. And yet, I don't know a man on Earth, a year or so after his "event" declaring.. "You know what? I really fancy another good kick in the bollocks".RobI've always thought pretty much the same thing, Uncle Rob. Especially the other day when my buddies and I were skrewing around and my buddy's fist ended up where I didn't want it.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Did she continue to be your best friend?Benno, that was a deal breaker. 1 Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 When I was about 5 years old I "nut slammed" onto the metal bar. I was kid of laughing and crying when that happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 28, 2012 Author Share Posted April 28, 2012 no, that was a deal breaker.Never taught her the deal about "kiss, and make up" eh?Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 no, that was a deal breaker.I bet if you had given it 3 or 4 more years, she wouldda been touching you down there in a much more pleasing way....being best friends and all... 2 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 When I was a kid it seems I was always doing something that would end with me slipping and landing on my balls. Not just the usual stuff like on the steel equipment at the school playground or slipping off the front of the bicycle seat, either. I could fall forward and while most kids would get scrapes on their knees and forehead, my crotch would somehow hit the ground first. I was in constant pain from one mishap or another from age 6 until around 12 and never thought anything of it. 1 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 When I was a kid it seems I was always doing something that would end with me slipping and landing on my balls. Not just the usual stuff like on the steel equipment at the school playground or slipping off the front of the bicycle seat, either. I could fall forward and while most kids would get scrapes on their knees and forehead, my crotch would somehow hit the ground first. I was in constant pain from one mishap or another from age 6 until around 12 and never thought anything of it.Hhmmmm, that's intresting.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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