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They either all caught the photographer peeing in the pool........unless is was a person of the female gland, in which case they saw boobs...

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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Vinny - This is a math lesson - like the government, we only exist to serve you

1. How many pictures of women can you count?

2. Now multiply that by two and you get the number of ....................

3. Measure each ............. and rank them in order of size

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DOG FOR SALE :

A guy is driving around southern Illinois and he sees a sign in

front of a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings

the bell and the owner, a fellow named Rowdy Rebel, appears and tells him "Dozer is in the backyard".

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking dog

sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the dog replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So,

what's your story?'

The dog looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was

pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in

rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any

younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport

to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and

listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch

of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Rowdy what he wants for the

dog.

'Ten dollars,' Rowdy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so

cheap?'

'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of Illinois'

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DOG FOR SALE :

A guy is driving around southern Illinois and he sees a sign in

front of a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings

the bell and the owner, a fellow named Rowdy Rebel, appears and tells him "Dozer is in the backyard".

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking dog

sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the dog replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So,

what's your story?'

The dog looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was

pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in

rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any

younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport

to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and

listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch

of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Rowdy what he wants for the

dog.

'Ten dollars,' Rowdy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so

cheap?'

'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of Illinois'

Much like the author

Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian

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Dozer has too been out of Illinois.....

Texas, Arkansas, Missouri, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Wisconsin, Ohio, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Iowa, Minnesota, South Dakota, Wyoming, and Montana. Hell, I might even be forgetting one or two more....that dog's been around.

When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way!
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Dozer has too been out of Illinois.....

Texas, Arkansas, Missouri, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Wisconsin, Ohio, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Iowa, Minnesota, South Dakota, Wyoming, and Montana. Hell, I might even be forgetting one or two more....that dog's been around.

Sorry Dozer, no offense. That too was an e-mail joke and of course I modified it a little.

Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999.

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