Rob Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I just pass them on... It is comedy..... How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 LMAO! thats a good one! i especially like the one about gas,can't shut-up long enough to build up the reqiured pressure!.........Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theakerstwo Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 LMAO! thats a good one! i especially like the one about gas,can't shut-up long enough to build up the reqiured pressure!.........MarkI like the too long chain. Quote glenn akers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkobes43 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 HAHAH that made my night! I never laughed so hard in my life. The dog and the back door one is my favorite!!! Tom Quote "Nothing Breaks Wind Like A Bulldog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Them all is pretty good.I remember-The best way to stop a girl from fucking is to marry her Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Rider Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets home from the womans shelter?Dishes and laundry if she knows what's good for her!Why did cavemen drag them by their hair?If you drag 'em by the ankles they fill up with dirt.What do all battered wives have in common?They just don't listen!What's worse than a male chauvanist?A woman that won't listen.How do you satisfy a woman in bed?Who cares.How long does it take to satisfy a woman in bed?Again,,,,who cares.Why does it take 3 woman on PMS to change a lightbulb?IT JUST DOES!!Why should you screw a woman doggy style?To tighten up the cottage cheese and you both can watch TV. Quote #1 on A-model registryIf I drink because of work, why can't I drink at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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