Rob Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., an aide to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Speaker Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted."The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President Obama, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint." Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 AMEN to that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 DOH! Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theakerstwo Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Thanks Rob that made my day.To bad he didnt conment on how ugly she is.I have a dog better looking than her.That bitch could make a train take a dirt road to get by. Quote glenn akers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 My only wish this year? I hope the Rep. Party pulls in NJ Gov. Christie to run for Pres. Could you see this guy at a Presidenlial press conference?? I think it would be great to see someone with balls to fire back at the left loon press. Remember NOVEMBER It's almost here It's our chance to get this *&^%#$@ woman out an back to San/Fran were she belongs. An to all you folks in Delaware don't listen to all the bologna about the woman Rep. running for senate, if the Republicians lose DE Pelosi may still keep her job!!!! BULLHUSK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Thanks Rob that made my day.To bad he didnt conment on how ugly she is.I have a dog better looking than her.That bitch could make a train take a dirt road to get by.If I had a dog that looked like her I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr8oldies Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 If I had a dog that looked like her I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.RobHahahahaah That is so rich!!!!! Quote MY BEST FRIEND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 If I had a dog that looked like her I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.RobMy understanding is she was so ugly as a child, they had to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her!..........Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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