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Rob

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  1. has been chrono-synchlastic-infindibulated

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      Rob

      Spank hard and fast. The one that get's mad is not the monkey.

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  2. has been chrono-synchlastic-infindibulated

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      Rob

      Randy, just don't spank the bear like you do the "monkey".

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  3. has been chrono-synchlastic-infindibulated

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      Rob

      Then I'm surprised you can still see and are not blind.

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  4. has been chrono-synchlastic-infindibulated

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      Rob

      That is what they did in days of old for treatment of the clap. A wide faced leather mallet, along with a tree stump was all that was needed for an instant cure.

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  5. loved the Rosanne Barr super bowl commercial!

  6. Time to go to Cincinnati-seems like I just got home.

  7. is feeling supercalifragilisticexpealidocious...?

  8. has been chrono-synchlastic-infindibulated

    1. Rob

      Rob

      That is old technology and seldom used any longer citing residual infection from uncleanliness of instruments. We now use the patented process referred to as "urethra stretching". Usually a factor of four is applied in the application to allow for shrinkback.

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  9. has been chrono-synchlastic-infindibulated

    1. Rob

      Rob

      Two shots with three days spacing followed by three doses taken by mouth for a week of epinephrine should provide the relief to the constriction you are experiencing.

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  10. is off to the great white north.

  11. is quantumly indeterminate

    1. Rob

      Rob

      Practicing the art of prestidigitation in my old age.

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  12. is quantumly indeterminate

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      Rob

      Yup, ole' "Momma" is quite omniscient so I must remain at the ready for damage control for what I have done, or am about to do.

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  13. is quantumly indeterminate

    1. Rob

      Rob

      If only I could get over my hysteresis losses. This would let me get outta "Momma's" way quick enough to avoid further injury to myself.

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  14. is quantumly indeterminate

    1. Rob

      Rob

      I used to be also. But then my circuits were Thevenized and all is better now.

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  15. cement mixer truck still wouldn't start.cranked up and ran 30 seconds or so and quit.

  16. tried to start the mixer today to go to the Christmas parade but the attempt failed. Tried to jump it but that failed too.

  17. tried to start the mixer today, but it wouldn't quite go. So, I was gonna hook the jumper cables up to it but I couldn't because they were at home instead of behind the seat where they're supposed to be!

  18. Thinking about driving my DM to her new home in Nevada. 2800 miles on a 20 front end and 58 rears...55 MPH top end!

  19. Cat just called-ol' double nickle is ready to go.

  20. is going to apply for disability,then sue himself for being negligent because he cut his thumb on a tomater can..

  21. ME THINKS I NEED A SUPERBANK TO GO ALONG WITH ME SUPERLINER!

  22. The new air ride and rear end didn't go in quite as planned but it'll work with some fabbing. Would be nice for something to just bolt right up.

  23. See.....it can be expensive driving through Chicago.

  24. Gotta take off to Illinois...tired already

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