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Probably shouldn't have been bragging about the garden before. It was pretty and green then, growing nicely. Then the rain stopped. Not much left of it now. The green beans died,for the most part, after 2 pickings. Bugs ate most of the cabbage. Couldn't find sevin dust so I sprayed them with a liquid bug killer I got at Wal-Mart. Apparently it was quite tasty.

Cut all the cabbage yesterday,ran the tiller through it,and sowed greens there. Probably sowed them too early and there'll be bugs there with little tiny knives and forks waiting for it to come up. Pulled up the onions too. They didn't do too bad but they didn't get very big either. But once the tops fall over that's all they're gonna do. Peppers and tomatoes are hanging in there but look pretty bad.

And I planted several "pepper" plants that turned out to be herbs-basil or something. Won't be much hot sauce this year unless I hit my Daddy up for some of his.

looked like this about a month ago-

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It appears to me that a TOTAL lack of proper maintanance has caused the above situation.

gonna try again in the winter here. Hope frost don't get it.

BTW- don't really care for what you done to my truck. NOT FUNNY

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It appears to me that a TOTAL lack of proper maintanance has caused the above situation.

gonna try again in the winter here. Hope frost don't get it.

BTW- don't really care for what you done to my truck. NOT FUNNY

You are so right hatcity, and I regretted it the moment I messed with your fine looking Mack. I am so ashamed of myself...i'd like to apoligize to you. I apoligize to ..."apoligize" just doesn't look right-do you think I misspelled it?...anyhow, my apoligies to you,Rob,Vision,Randy,Mike,Barry,Rowdy,Indonesian children,fags,and anyone else I might have offended.

I'll commence to deleting the picture immediatley...hmmmmm-immediately doesn't look right either-do you think I misspelled that too?

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You are so right hatcity, and I regretted it the moment I messed with your fine looking Mack. I am so ashamed of myself...i'd like to apoligize to you. I apoligize to ..."apoligize" just doesn't look right-do you think I misspelled it?...anyhow, my apoligies to you,Rob,Vision,Randy,Mike,Barry,Rowdy,Indonesian children,fags,and anyone else I might have offended.

I'll commence to deleting the picture immediatley...hmmmmm-immediately doesn't look right either-do you think I misspelled that too?

I'd leave it posted as is as it falls under the catagory of "humor". Now hear this; "humor" in it's true form is near always at someone's, or something's expense. No harm in that at all as it is part of life and nobody was attacked, discredited, nor belittled.

Sorry, but I cannot accept your apology as there is nothing to apologize for.

Rob

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Biggest problem was the wheels are not chromed.

I'm over it now. Just got done putting a spicy rub on a pork picnic, ready to smoke all day.

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I'd leave it posted as is as it falls under the catagory of "humor". Now hear this; "humor" in it's true form is near always at someone's, or something's expense. No harm in that at all as it is part of life and nobody was attacked, discredited, nor belittled.

Sorry, but I cannot accept your apology as there is nothing to apologize for.

Rob

I completely agree with Rob, no apology nessesary! was'nt for some of the shit i read and see on here, i'd be a lot less "sane" then what i am! spend WAY too much time by myself in that truck! nice to have something to laugh about! everybody knows the old saying about too much heat in the kitchen right? just keep em' coming! LMAO!........Mark

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Heres a good one, hope it does'nt offend anyone! LOL!............Mark

Now that's just about on par of what happed to me on the 4th. You'll remember the chilli injected "superdogs" Momma, and Momma's Momma was makin for me over last weekend? I suppose I ate too many cause on my bike ride home after the fireworks show, and sneezing at 70mph, I damn near exploded past the elastic leg bands used to contain body discharges of my rubber underpants while dodging rain storms. No real problem though. Stopping the bike, dropped my pants, and simply sliding down the grassy embankment alongside the hiway did a fine job of cleaning up. Utilizing the benign benifits of hypo alergenic properties of my undergarments, I was once again on my merry way for the next 75 miles to the conclusion of the trip.

Rob

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Rob,

Are you sure your eating enough Bran Flakes? Dr. Feelright mike

Naw, really don't like the taste of em. Instead Momma mixes my morning juice with about 50% flaxseed oil so I don't get constipated. It is just a little overwhelming when we place mexican food into the mix.

Rob

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Naw, really don't like the taste of em. Instead Momma mixes my morning juice with about 50% flaxseed oil so I don't get constipated. It is just a little overwhelming when we place mexican food into the mix.

Rob

I'm very surprized in you. Thought you didn't like anything to do with Mexican. I started eating that type of food back in my mid twenties, and that stuff wanted to go through me by the time I got in the car and to the first traffic light. That is when I figured the mexicans were trying to poison the american people and get rich doing it.

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I'm very surprized in you. Thought you didn't like anything to do with Mexican. I started eating that type of food back in my mid twenties, and that stuff wanted to go through me by the time I got in the car and to the first traffic light. That is when I figured the mexicans were trying to poison the american people and get rich doing it.

mike

sounds like too much of a good thing?

Rob

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I'm very surprized in you. Thought you didn't like anything to do with Mexican. I started eating that type of food back in my mid twenties, and that stuff wanted to go through me by the time I got in the car and to the first traffic light. That is when I figured the mexicans were trying to poison the american people and get rich doing it.

mike

LMAO! i think at one time most everyone has had the "stop-light shits"! especially us truckdrivers!.................Mark

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Now that's just about on par of what happed to me on the 4th. You'll remember the chilli injected "superdogs" Momma, and Momma's Momma was makin for me over last weekend? I suppose I ate too many cause on my bike ride home after the fireworks show, and sneezing at 70mph, I damn near exploded past the elastic leg bands used to contain body discharges of my rubber underpants while dodging rain storms. No real problem though. Stopping the bike, dropped my pants, and simply sliding down the grassy embankment alongside the hiway did a fine job of cleaning up. Utilizing the benign benifits of hypo alergenic properties of my undergarments, I was once again on my merry way for the next 75 miles to the conclusion of the trip.

Rob

If theres not one already, somebody needs to come up with a "scientific" sounding name for this malady, sure it's happened to everyone at least once, where you hiccup,sneeze, burp, cough, fart all at the same time!......results are seldom pretty!..........Mark

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If theres not one already, somebody needs to come up with a "scientific" sounding name for this malady, sure it's happened to everyone at least once, where you hiccup,sneeze, burp, cough, fart all at the same time!......results are seldom pretty!..........Mark

Sounds like you're talking about a sudden, simultaneous, and sporadic flexation of the diaphragm coupled with a catastrophic relaxing of the involuntary muscle system in the area of the anal sphincter (SMFP syndrome).

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Sounds like you're talking about a sudden, simultaneous, and sporadic flexation of the diaphragm coupled with a catastrophic relaxing of the involuntary muscle system in the area of the anal sphincter (SMFP syndrome).

Gastroenterology Specialist rhasler

Not your first rodeo eh hasler?

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Rob is telling us in simple terms that he is shooting 50 caliber ammo with tracers. LOL

mike

I always called them "runners" so I could at least sound athletic. The elastic leg bands stopped all that.

Rob

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I always called them "runners" so I could at least sound athletic. The elastic leg bands stopped all that.

Rob

Hey, Your going to have one of them blowouts and it will shred everthing in site. I hope when the smoke clears that no one got hurt.

mike

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Hey, Your going to have one of them blowouts and it will shred everthing in site. I hope when the smoke clears that no one got hurt.

mike

I think Mike is right. Rob, you better install some type of vent system, wouldn't want any blowby!

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Sounds like you're talking about a sudden, simultaneous, and sporadic flexation of the diaphragm coupled with a catastrophic relaxing of the involuntary muscle system in the area of the anal sphincter (SMFP syndrome).

Gastroenterology Specialist rhasler

SMFP syndrome? sounds about right to me!......this happened to me,so wheres my TV commercial, jerry's kids type backing? LMAO?............Mark

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