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mike69mackman

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  1. Unlike pa, Virginia is pretty proactive when it comes to being prepared for impending snow. Pa can't plow there way out of a paper bag. Nice pics Tom.
  2. Wait a minute I thought I was the good looking one lol
  3. Our drivers that do farm pickup get popped once in a while but I'm told they don't get points on their csa score for overweight.
  4. Some of the complaints look like some of the work requests at our shop. Every time I read that it just cracks me up. The subtle sarcasm in the responses just kills me.
  5. I swiped this from another forum........ Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that Aussie ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny............ (I love this one!) S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. And the best one for last.................. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget.
  6. Good luck at the gym, but by judging some of the pics you've posted of yourself you look like your already in great shape.😉
  7. Wow! Don't know how this thread turned into what it did. From being a good positive into an ugly negative. What a shame.😣 Like I said earlier all that crap should've been left on the past.
  8. Yep good luck Tom let us know how it works out.
  9. About time he did something productive😜
  10. Why don't we let that stuff be in the past. Nobody's perfect and I know I'm guilty of saying a few things on here that have been out of line so let's just put all that in the past and move on. This is a great forum and I'm proud to be a part of it.😃
  11. Haha yeah that's about right. Gotta go do the barn work now lol
  12. I enjoy the comraderie on this forum. You guys showed what great people you were back when I was sick. Heck y'all didn't even know me. But the knowledge I've gained from reading this forum about my favorite brand of truck you can't get on these other forums. My ex girlfriend from high school showed this forum to me , and now I don't go anywhere else.
  13. You got that right ken. They're calling this cold snap a article vortex ! Really? It's just cold leave it at that.
  14. Cheap shot randy! Lmao. That might cost you a dinner at the tilted kilt in June.
  15. Stopped at sapp bros in clearfield pa on my way back from Dubois pa. They gave me a senior citizens discount. But I'm only 45 I told her. But your beard is gray she said. Feeling very old. Lol
  16. Well I got home from Nashville about 7pm tonite and momma held dinner till I got there . So I did get my New Years meal. I love my wife!
  17. Oh I will ken. Happy New Years to you and everyone on BMT!
  18. Gonna miss a New Years meal this year. I'll be on my way back from Nashville. Maybe I'll stop at a petro and get one of those $15 New Years meals lol
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