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Maybe the Pols and other "experts" can answer these burning questions....

BURNING QUESTIONS

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

If I save time, do I get it back?

If I were you... who'd be me?

If there's a funeral procession at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If it’s true that we’re all here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can’t it get us out?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?

Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we’re already there?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?

How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Does a French athlete wear a Jacques strap?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working for a living?

If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, why practice?

If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If we keep growing seedless watermelons, where are we going to get watermelons?

What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Good Stuff! LMAO!

I was worried the burning was from hanging around naughty girls.

Or there was another fire in your neighborhood.

Well they opened a Harbor Freight 2 towns over so I guess it'll get a little hot after I go there...

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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One wild Sat. night on the island!

I never though a Big Saturday nite would be a trip to the discount tool store..:(

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Why did I think of George Carlin when I read that?

Close, Steven Wright.

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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