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One day, Randy was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Rowdy driving a brand new pickup.

Rowdy pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Rowdy, where'd you git that truck?"

"Tammie give it to me." Rowdy replied.

"She give it to ya'?

"I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya', but a new truck?!"

"Well, Randy, let me tell you what happened.

We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.

Tammie pulled off the

road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Rowdy, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!"

"Rowdy, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999.

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Should a taken the cloths too for polishing rags for the new truck....LOL

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Somebody sent me that joke in an e-mail, thought it was good enough to share. Any resemblance or characteristic of anyone in this joke to any real person is entirely accidental, coincidental, and unintentional. :rolleyes:

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