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An elderly Jewish guy walks into a Catholic church and sits down in the confessional booth. When the window slides open he tells the priest "Forgive me Father; I have been married for fifty years and last night I made love to a beautiful 22 year old woman all night."

The priest paused and than asked "That is a sin, but you are Jewish, so why are you telling me?" The old man looked up, smiled, and replied "Hell, at my age I'm telling everyone."

Money, sex, and fire; everybody thinks everyone else is getting more than they are!

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