Rob Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 ARKANSAS PEACHES| A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something womandressed in a very sheer negligee answered.He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a littletear ran from his eye.Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"The farmer said, "Yes," and a tear came from the other eye.Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, theflood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn andnow I think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches... 2 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Great song...Love the presidents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Great song...Love the presidents!I was in high school when that song was on the radio...working summers at a Boy Scout Camp up in Wisconsin. One of the guys I was working with was dating a girl named "Peaches"......good times... Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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