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I got me a early christmas present this year its truely one of a kind some misserable son of a bitch stole my pick up from right in front of my shop dont that just frost your balls

wow, ain't that a bitch-I didn't know they had crinimals in Harrisonburg, but I guess they're everywhere.

Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999.

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When you find out who stole it I'd chain one of his ankles to the trailer hitch of the truck and drag him around the block once. After that I would cinch nylon twine around the scrotal sack, and with a suitable weight, or tie off point, suspend his dumb ass just about a foot from the ground with their back arched backwards.

Then I'd watch as they writh in pain for a bit; (debating if I should call the cops for a disturbance of the peace) and then take a relaxing shower and call it a night.

Be sure to wish them a Merry Christmas for me too.


Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.



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