Popular Post Rob Posted March 23, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 23, 2012 Difference between Grandma and GrandpaHave you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time - pancakes, ice cream, candy. -- just him and his granddaughter.One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast.When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked."Not really, Pa Pa , it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of shit, horse's ass, liberal pinko democrat Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper, or son of a bitch anywhere we went"!Bout sums it up eh?Rob 5 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkobes43 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Difference between Grandma and GrandpaHave you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time - pancakes, ice cream, candy. -- just him and his granddaughter.One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast.When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked."Not really, Pa Pa , it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of shit, horse's ass, liberal pinko democrat Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper, or son of a bitch anywhere we went"!Bout sums it up eh?RobHEHEHEH!!! Total truth!!! Mine where the same way!Tom Quote "Nothing Breaks Wind Like A Bulldog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 That was a drive with my father Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Any given day with my dad or grandad,learned most of my profanity from two masters!...............................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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