Rob Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 What a Real Woman Does...A real woman is a man's best friend.She will never stand him up and never let him down.She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind.... Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 What a Real Woman Does...A real woman is a man's best friend.She will never stand him up and never let him down.She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind....For a minute there I thought you were trying to make up to Mama Rob for buying the winch truck. Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I once had a friend named Johnnie walker that encouraged me to do "good" things in life........or big things Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 For a minute there I thought you were trying to make up to Mama Rob for buying the winch truck.Naw, but I have been "layin low" since that event. Planning to keep it that way for a bit. Not certain what physical anatomy I'd choose to lose when she finds out.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Rob, I sent your post out to about 10 people today, they all emailed me back an told me that it made there day both guys & gals!! Great stufffff!!!! Ernie DS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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